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it's funny you should mention this because I have been exploring something like a speedrun "ledger" built across multiple PDSs that would contain not only the runs themselves, but the means to crowdsource verification based on the proof provided. text.is/ZRNVW

the children’s cartoon Clarence having an episode that hinges on Daylight Saving Time existing when almost all of Arizona doesn’t observe it

There's a lot of drama in the Speedrun community and I'm curious could #atproto be used for speedrunning. As I undersetand it atproto is a stream of data coming in that anyone can consume so why not broadcast your PB or PR and use whichever view you like

To close off @gamesdonequick.com's Games Done Queer 2026 marathon, @araneacharlotte.hijumpboots.com will be running Minimum Items Glitchless in about an hour and a half with @jayena.hijumpboots.com and Lucyna on commentary! It'll be a great finale so come watch if you're around.

SRC changed their terms of use yesterday, and released a news post with an FAQ. They make it sound like not a big deal. It's a big deal. The Creative Commons licence is gone. They claim ownership over the data now. Thread about what this means, and what we can do about it 🧵

If you like Metroid Dread, keep your eyes on GDQ Hotfix between now and Oct 4th!! We have Any NMG on Fast Travel tomorrow night, MS % on Creature Corner on the 28th, 100% NPS on Do All The Things on the 29th and Min Items Glitchless on GDQueer Oct 4th!!!

Cursed Dwemer Sports Jersey of Cooking purchased for 979 gold

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getting ripped to shreds in the Bolivian jungle so that in 10000 years a petit bourgeoisie asteroid farmer named Gorpin G. Glizzi can keep one of these as a pet

for seth mcfarlanes numerous contributions to society like the ipecac scene, boyz 12, and five hundred cigarettes, i am bestowing upon him the highest honor (sending someone back in time to stop the time traveler who tried to wake him up for his flight)

I made a little video looking at the Metroid Ravenous trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4le...

October 4th. Metroid Dread. Me.

RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE

POV: You are an interdimensional alien warlord. You destroy an entire planet and its inhabitants then slip back into your own dimension, where you think you’ll be safe from consequences. But no. One man will make you pay for your crimes.

jayell will be running Dread Any% Unrestricted at the Benelux Speedrunning Gathering marathon! His run will start at around 6 am EST on July 30 (this Thursday), so be sure to tune in and show your support. You can watch the marathon here: www.twitch.tv/bsgmarathon

dreamt i had to run Chrono Trigger Any% at GDQ (i do not know how to speedrun Chrono Trigger). "forgot there was a test today"-ass dream

Happy to have @supercrip1994.bsky.social on the site today, investigating how cuts and layoffs have affected the multi-faceted Xbox accessibility work so many players rely on.

Drawing a moogle doing a #SGDQ2026 run from early in the morning counts as a Friday GDQ moogle okay?

i hereby award this Emmi Award to @hobbit1697.bsky.social for best all bosses unrestricted run of the day. congragulations hobbit :)

in a stunning acknowledgment of free will, this is the Adam conversation that everyone skips in the speedrun

get ready for some Metroid Dread All Bosses Unrestricted action, here at ~1AM CDT! We’re…

@hobbit1697.bsky.social will be running All Bosses Unrestricted at Summer Games Done Quick in around four hours, with @jayena.hijumpboots.com and @arcanox.me to commentate! Tune into www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick to watch and support the run!

my family used to go here every long road trip when i was a kid. the fudge is incredible.

Locked in on getting myself and my awesome commentators prepped for #SGDQ2026!! Make sure you tune in for Metroid Dread *at night* on Friday July 10th at ~2 am EDT to see some UR action! See y’all there 😎 @gamesdonequick.com @jayena.hijumpboots.com @arcanox.me

The Artist Corporation - a new legal structure in Colorado, USA. (Reminds me a little of the work Prof Julia Cagé did to try to design a new hybrid media company form in France.) blog.metalabel.com/the-first-le...

Today, we are kicking off our celebrations for the 40th anniversary of Metroid! Our annual favorite game poll is now live, with some differences, and we're announcing a #MetroidDread Speed Booster Contest! Details in the newest post on our site: shinesparkers.net/metroid-40th...

hey seattle locals, y'all know the community made skate park at cal anderson park in capitol hill? the fences around it have been torn down and the city is looking to replace it (and the other fenced sporting areas) with pickle ball courts. here's a petition to help stop that! c.org/ZRrmz2dSmf

😱 MY GAME IS GOING TO GAMES DONE QUICK!!! 😱 I'm super stoked to announce that Towerbolt will be played on the SGDQ main stage this July! After taking the game's demo to SGDQ last year to its Artist Alley, it's awesome to see it now take the main stage after it's full release!! #GDQ #speedrunning

GET READY FOR THE LATE NIGHT MAWKIN LOCK IN GAMERS

honestly worth it for silly block to be at a reasonable hour this time

“Video Games Col. Gentlemen wishes he had when he was a kid. Star Fox 64. Super Monkey Ball. Balatro. Vampire Survivors. Twisted Metal Black. Metal Gear Solid ”

that last shot is like an Electronic Gaming Monthly spread and the rest of the commercial is them constructing it from first principles

for those not in the know, people have been submitting various flavors of Metroid Dread Unrestricted since the game came out, and this is the first time it's ever been accepted at a live GDQ event. big ups to Hobbit, and I'm sure he'll put on a hell of a show.

Melchior begging Queen Zeal to continue using the Sun Stone after Dalton said to use it as a kickball:

nirvanna the band the show the movie is a conspiracy by Big Special Feature to sell more Special Features

Gaming will soon be illegal. I have tears in my eyes as I'm typing this but they want to hurt gamers and their beautiful Hobby.

*a small child tugging at their mother’s pantleg* maman! maman! le toilette Skibidi!!

We must carry His spirit. It is time

Sir Yes Sir!!!!

alt: footage of a man eating a Kalashnikov piece by piece while the most haunting music you’ve ever heard plays in the background

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