Stephen J Pumpkins

If you rudely come into my mentions, you will be blocked.

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

Inktober Day 24: Bake Scary cookies for Halloween. #inktober2026 #inktober #art #bake #cookies #halloween

Inktober Day 26: Zip. #inktober2026 #inktober #art #zip #lukecage #marvel

Those "stupid Arabs" what with their numbering system.... Four lines and then another line through them is all I need! And what is this al-ge-bra you speak of?

IMPEACH THIS RACIST

I had a call with my dad earlier and he is so happy and surprised that I love baseball as much as I do. I adored baseball from about 1986 to 1994. Then there was the strike. I did not care about baseball again until 2000 when I moved to Boston. And to be fair, it was really 01 when I got back in

If my grandmother were still alive, she would flip a bus

Lindor & Papi!

MAAAAANFREEEEED!

An impressive Puerto Rican being honored with an award named after an an amazing Puerto Rican

… and please note that Rob Manfred didn’t even wear a tie. BLAST THAT MF INTO THE SUN 🚀

I love baseball and am excited to debate and admire all the awards that are given out But the only award that I REALLY care about is the Roberto Clemente award. Try and do the most good you can for the world.

My second-hand impression of the Anthropic IPO filing is that basically says "we lose a country GDP's worth of money, we rely heavily on other tech companies to even exist, our tech may destroy the world in [86 pages of possibilities], we are worth 100 trillion dollars"

I feel like, if you are a comic fan who knows about Deathmate then you got a front row seat to the rise and collapse of the comic book

I just got to deal with a very pleasant customer service person and it was just a delightful interaction. Then at the end before I headed out, I said, "thank you for being 10 lbs of sunshine in a 1 lb bag" I don't know what made me say it but she really enjoyed it

Interesting

If there ever was a time for the “I ain’t reading all that” meme, its time has come.

RIO DE JANEIRO (AP) — Brazil President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva wins fourth term, according to electoral court.

An anti-Musk documentary has been purchased by a billionaire and pulled from theaters

I’m nice.

Stop. Making. The internet. Suck.

The reaction from William Contreras and Daniel Vogelbach 🔥

This is like watching the 2018 Red Sox all over again. The Brewers are overmatching their appointments in every facet of the game.

Hey Pedey

If @mostlymartha.bsky.social had a nightmare of a baseball announcer, they'd be called something like Derek "Buck" Smoltz-McCarver

Brewers up 2-0!

Sometimes leople use the term "small ball" in a dismissive way, but I think it's the inverse. I think it's a pressure cooker, a grind that never lets up on the opposing team