Jason Heiser

Heh. www.quarter--mile.com/How-to-Think...

Wouldn’t it be funny if it was a huge hit and Cruise made a bunch of Digger sequels.

It was impressive how deeply my wife was able to shrink into her theater seat during the trailer. She pulled off Homer’s bit without the shrubbery.

This movie is loads of fun.

I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:

This is possibly my all-time favorite game series and I’m chuffed to have played a tiny role in this high-fidelity re-release.

Newman’s Own should sue the shit out of them.

Today in @minnesotareformer.com: the story of Orbin Mauricio Henriquez Serrano, whose violent arrest by Border Patrol agents at a St. Paul Speedway went viral in the early weeks of Operation Metro Surge. You may have seen the video of him losing consciousness — and his breath seeming to stop.

Ye have lost thy pass-word? Ye oath-sworn secret by father and father-upon? And remember not ye his Mother's Mother's name? And in what shallow midden, what rotten hollow did thy Mother's womb spit thee forth?

Something I preserved.

Something I made.

Light rail tracks over 35W and the colorful Riverside Plaza near Downtown Minneapolis. Have always loved this spot!

My shtick is, “I’m allergic to loyalty programs. They give me hemorrhoids.”

I have to read these “court stopped declining to block order to halt stopping and blocking“ at least three times.

Each of them slinks from the podium with their heads hanging low.

I’m curious to know why @tricivenola.bsky.social was not credited with the other creators for 1988’s “The Dungeon Revealed” despite her signature being in much of the game’s artwork.

Are you pulling my leg?!

brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis

My friend wrote this about Alex. She was his last nursing student. He taught her lessons we all need right now.

You don’t know your role yet maybe, but we are all finding out just what we have to offer. In Minneapolis, one man knew immediately what he could offer and said “Bring me your clothing”.

Howdy folks coming from Greg Sargent’s repost. I am mostly an inveterate bandit of Little Free Libraries. Don’t expect much.

The infernal, glowing rectangles in everyone’s pocket gave us Trump, but now they’re saving us from him.

“A man becomes preeminent, he’s expected to have enthusiasms.”

The most singular *record scratch* snap only fascism can afford.

I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one

From 1973, Ed Emberley’s Little Drawing Book of Weirdos. www.presentandcorrect.com/blogs/blog/e...

The last time I saw John Woo’s THE KILLER was on laserdisc decades ago. Seeing it today in HD reveals stunning details, like Danny Lee’s clean-cut cop having a comically overlong mole hair on his jawline.

Sure, I could have put my boxed copy of Creepy Castle on eBay and got a couple hundred dollars for it. But I wouldn’t have gotten this, which is priceless.

ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

I updated my PFP everywhere because my old picture was taken five years ago. The new one is fine, but there’s no getting around it: I look exactly like what I am, a dude in his 50s. I can’t believe I’m old.

Like every business, Panic has a curated, themed playlist that plays in our lobby, emanating office-parkily from a weird rock speaker. The vibe goal? 80's-corporate, EPCOT center, inspirational slideshow of Apple II quarterly results, slight unease/discomfort, and personal computer optimism.

Disappointed by the adoption rate of prefers-color-scheme by major sites. Too many of them still default to light mode and don’t use this media query. It’s been six years since it was widely adopted by most browser vendors! Harumph.

There is something astoundingly perverse is trying to use the language of workers' rights and class solidarity to defend a system that is designed and promoted by the managerial class to replace them.

In a stunning moment of carnal desire, my calculator said “BOOBIE5”

All these dipshits showed up strapped for Fallujah because blue cities are just so dangerous, and here's the mayor, looking like she's on her way to a baby shower.

Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

I've been driving past this place for seven years and just realized it's supposed to look like the front end of a Cadillac.

Beware the man with the cane! archive.is/4zNhT

“The constitution was not violated! it was merely disappointed.”

This is one of the newer dark patterns for big tech: bullshit search results

An old friend from my grade-school days tried to rope me into an MLM scheme about 25 years ago. Today he’s a Trump supporter. The writing was on the wall.