Allison Hantschel

I wrote about the newspaper whose staff kept it alive despite shutdowns, bombings, three campus-wide strikes and at least two corporate takeover attempts:

Ben Shapiro stepped on a rake so this guy could faceplant.

THE BREWERS TAKE A 3-0 LEAD IN THE WORLD SERIES

obsessed with Sal Frelick, a true sicko

Tom Cruise is there, no wonder the Rays are cratering.

Uribe is such a fucking lad. Just such an absolute fella.

Pat Murphy run for governor.

NO FUCKING WAY

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR!

Holy balls there are a lot of Brewers fans in that place.

Democrats are responsible for the truth AND for the lies Republicans tell about them. Republicans are responsible for nothing.

you know how there are literature and journalism prizes? i propose that we introduce a system of literature and journalism demerits. if you do bad gonzo journalism that turns you into a mouthpiece for big tech it should earn your book a demerit that appears on the cover like prize stickers do

Any one of you who still thinks there is a single bit of difference between this place and X is in for a rude, rude awakening

I mean, they’re not wrong

Whew. #Brewers

With Illinois it's kind of like "which other Midwestern state do we hate the least" so I guess I can see Iowa. Wisconsin does not love Minnesota but fucking HATES Illinois and Michigan. I don't understand Michigan's supposed affinity for Florida, nor anyone else's really.

As we approach the midterms, remember that the Alt National Park Service is a merch sales operation claiming without evidence to be a group of federal employees, and is not a genuine source of news about elections of any kind. Please get your election info from a local, reputable source.

At the very least say what the attack is!

And the answer to this is to tell anyone who invites us to commiserate about The Kids These Days or Oww My Hemorrhoids or I'm Too Old to Learn Things to directly and emphatically fuck themselves.

I would distract angry ghost ben franklin by telling him about the concept of onlyfans

Everything is heinous but this morning on the train three little kids with backpacks bigger than they were sang the alphabet song and when they got done the homeless fellow behind them clapped for them.

I know I say this every day about something that comes out of his rathole of a face but: wut.

I mean I hope so but I'm so old I remember Republicans disavowing Trump after the Access Hollywood tape and we all know how that turned out.

Saxby Chambliss falsely calling Max Cleland, a disabled vet, a weak traitor was a real turning point for political journalism that we don’t talk enough about. The rest of the GOP learned all they had to do was just lie loudly and kinda insistently and we’d beat it into voters heads for em

Mike Barnicle is a plagiarist shitbag who keeps getting work because cancel culture isn't real.

You know, one of Jesus's big things was that if you have a choice between following The Law and helping people, you should always, always choose people.

At MOST, this is a kid using a different pronoun at school or telling a teacher something. And then you gotta ask yourself as a parent, why didn't my kid feel safe telling me? I dunno, Belinda, maybe because you went on Fox News about it?