jake

jake

@jakecc.dev

a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 26 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), chronic procrastinator, small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

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Pass Around Party Possum

@paulmart1n84.bsky.social

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goodnight

i feel like my dopamine levels have been negative the entire day

"day" more like week "week" more like month "month" more like

explained to mom what fujoshi means

anyways soft breakup reveal i'm tired of hiding it when he's comfortable with calling me his ex like it's nothing at this point

i love how much not having a job is defining my life right now and how it's making multiple people keep themselves at a distance from me as if i'm tainted and a disgrace

and as soon as i get a job they'll come back to me as if i've fundamentally changed when i'm still the same old jake as before i don't fucking get it man

"...well you have money now" i've HAD money and i still do! i'm not a fucking bum! but go ahead and treat me like it, world, go ahead

heart rate spiking from a text conversation lmao

being alone sucks

can someone explain why the venn diagram of furries and software developers is a circle

FINALLY collected every single fossil in acnh. took waaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy too long

looking back at an account i muted several months ago and seeing they still consistently have four labels on every single post... dodging bullets like the matrix over here

three years ago... i miss that nose ring

and the mess i am today

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@verbenalemon.bsky.social

This is frying me

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@bcfox.bsky.social

idea: tums gummy clusters

one eye being dry as hell when i have to drive an hour on the freeway... ok

i'm gonna have so much fun not playing or associating with GTA 6 once i'm 70 and it finally releases

fantastic site but yet another reminder that this timeline is genuinely the bad one

Kath Barbadoro@kathbarbadoro.bsky.social

Cool site

neil-scott.comLocal WikiWikipedia, but only for the things within a half-hour walk, pinned on a map.

sent the site to bestie (all the way in fucking TEXAS) and they also got a school shooting in the results, fantastic country

oh so the whole week i can't stay asleep for shit but the one day i get where i can catch up on resting is the day i'm wide awake

so, folks, how does one do this whole Moving On thing

well!

the way my farts go off like bombs needs to be studied

like they aren't gross or anything but the couch genuinely just vibrated a bit...

feeling the synapses reconnecting in real time as the adhd medication kicks in

i wanna ki with oomf couple so bad but i fear it'd just lead to a threesome

to be clear i don't FEAR the prospect, i just see myself getting railed all of a sudden like "yeah i called this"

the absolute chokehold animal crossing has on me lately...

can the universe make up its mind on where it wants to throw me next because a bitch tired

i've said it before and i'll say it again: the team at nintendo who decided durability was the ONE mechanic zelda AND animal crossing needed deserves to be fired

also the hardware team that decided bluetooth 3 in the first gen joycons was worth $80. it was never worth $80. and now i miss button presses randomly because my switch decided "that controller is 1mm too far away, i will simply ignore your inputs"

i hope she's having a good day today wherever she is

like "suck my ass" is still everyday vocabulary idc

caught an absolute unit of a bug yesterday and i can't wait to take it home

please god let me REST

do NOT lie to me and say it's ok i feel like if a zombie had to work 18 hours

thinking about boys. so confusing

he

some neighbor calling the city on his house repeatedly instead of, idk, communicating with him? don't fucking start

jakey wants revenge and i'm so serious

both of us thirsting over the same man... AND he's in california... AND he's single... if you don't come fix us

highkey grateful for the people making educational content for today's younger generations... seeing ms. rachel types vs. the cocomelon psychosis from a few years ago is really refreshing

i know i've been one to make the "fuck them kids" joke several times but truthfully these kids deserve the best and i'm glad there's still people in the world making it their entire livelihoods to help them out. makes me smile

reminder that kids aren't inherently evil and anything bad they might be doing has been learned from someone/something else. give them grace!!

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parker 🩷🍲

@parkerforsoup.bsky.social

nezha what's your favorite birtney spears song?