Brandon

can my sons come over and stare at you like this

halloween? THIS weekend? are we sure?

I would have been sooo good at having extreme generation wealth, I just know it

hm

one of my fav parts about being gay is definitely the men part

damnit I just realized that when I was on my little hudson valley trip I forgot to fall in love with a handsome pumpkin patch farmer, experience the real spirit of autumn and leave my big city job, and help him save the town’s harvest festival

kitten LOVES to lick my apple watch band if anyone knows what that’s about

dying that I forgot the word “love”

idea: tums gummy clusters

like what if we shared paella and a bottle of light-bodied red and were both boys

ok I know it’s technically a chain but……. barcelona wine bar I will always you

I can do that too kinda

going wedding dress shopping today (not for me)

having to warn everyone who meets the kitten that he’s in a very bitey phase of life rn (I think he’s teething 😭)

new hole outside my house alert

trimmed this cute lil jar today, trying out some new knob styles

I got my first tattoo 10 years ago and they did NOT use saniderm and healing was an itchy, scabby nightmare. I am on my third full day with the saniderm on for this new one and it’s like… nearly healed?? witchcraft honestly

BIG morning for this in my neighborhood apparently 😵‍💫

Tim Hortons is opening two locations in Philly… if you’re unfamiliar it’s like if Dunkin was actually good

can’t stop giggling at an interaction I just witnessed from afar on this website

might get the power washer out this weekend 😈

if the lines for the polls don’t look like the middle child clubhouse weekend breakfast line I’m gonna crash the fuck out

why is this apron giving me pixar mom hips

just drove 3 hrs back to philly and will now be having some alone time with this

I’ve wanted a tattoo from this artist for YEARS and finally got one and could not be more pleased!!

fav part about sleeping in a hotel is transitioning from the outside clothes/relaxing bed to the sleeping bed

I stand corrected I just didn’t google hard enough

crying in the club

time to go have dinner at the bar with my book and generally be the most mysterious person in the establishment

there is not, in fact, a gay bar in beacon, ny (I checked)

I would have reposted the fuck out of this on 2012 tumblr

car lobster roll !

my sons, currently

was looking at a weird thing on kitten’s belly and then realized it’s just his nipple 😭

what is it about the sweatshirt/shorts combo on a man…

don’t worry I went

brandon get your ass to the pottery studio this morning challenge

IN BED and COLD (yet refuse to fully close window)

hi I was entertaining my family all day what did I miss

Wdym it’s only 8pm

trimming a layer off the marbled one made it look soooo much better 😍