Jack Phantom

Jack Phantom

@jackphantom.bsky.social

Neo-noir jazz artist. No relation to the Alan Moore character (instead, inspired by Dead Island Riptide's "Jacqueline Phantom") FIND STREAMING LINKS HERE: http://jackphantom.com/streaming-links

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Hell with it, I'm going to write it anyway. I'll just print a picture of @gabino.bsky.social on my wall with "500 words a day, or DIE" written underneath it. I think it'd be cool. Bang it out, fill in the gaps with research, but the story's there.

If I was one of these billionaires, I'd be quietly pulling my money out of data centers and exploitative companies and investing in Main Street. That way when the data center/AI bubble/tech thing collapses completely I own a piece of the stores and the economy that WORKS.

Height: 5’11 1/2” (I almost matter) Age: Mid 50s Sign: Scorpio Guilty Pleasure Food: croissants Favorite Season: autumn Color: cobalt blue Holiday: fuck holidays Flower: red roses

Shosi שושנה בת לילית@roseamongthorns.bsky.social

THIS IS ME: Height: 5’5” Age: Early 40s Sign: Sagittarius Guilty Pleasure Food: a pizza called a Great White (look it up) Favorite Season: winter Color: burgundy/blue Holiday: Sukkot because it’s silly Flower: black velvet rose

#Paris eh, les amis - la séquence avec les Steelers contre les Saints - quatre essais avec deux fumbles(tatonnages) avec literalement des POUCES avant le but... et le touchdown eventuel... ca, c'est le foot Americain. Non pas "c'est just le pub de biere, avec les costauds qui font rien."

Some dickhead put up that old chestnut "the fly voted for the insecticide, the cricket voted for nothing and they all died haha." I'm like "your story's bullshit because it doesn't also mention the other party wants insecticide, just a slower one that's rose petal scented." "Post blocked" haha

I should just be promoting my music, which I haven't done in ages. Why? Because this shit is important. "My sports team vs your sports team!" is all well and good, but remember, Biden was supposed to be the "lesser harm" while we worked out something better, which didn't happen. It never does.

Just "my team gets to go in and grift" and things slide into more expensive, worse for the average person, but your average politician only cares about lobbyist checks and grifts. Eventually something snaps. That's what I worry about. Not "wah, my politician didn't win" but flames. Ask France.

Give me a personal trainer, personal chef, the kind of money he has and millions in the bank so I never have to worry about work, and I'd probably look like that too.

Bill Corbett@billcorbett.bsky.social

[smugly] I am much older than that.

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This week I’ve seen men ridicule women for dressing “too provocatively” & other men ridicule Muslim women for dressing “to conservatively.” A reminder that men should shut the hell up, stop worrying about how women dress, & instead expend their energy on getting men to stop raping & abusing women.

Okay, hear me out. 80s punk classic, Repo Man. Remake. Done far darker. I'll direct. I know what I'm doing. Only instead of L.A., it's set in Atlanta, the Otto character is a young black kid with dreads, and the soundtrack is the latest Atlanta rap fire. Lyte is a redneck. Miller is basically ODB.

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