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Yeah, we're invading Venezuela now. The fuckin peace candidate everybody.

Zohran Mamdani ran on freezing the rent in NYC. Abigail Spanberger ran on supporting fired federal workers and lowering the cost of living in VA. Mikie Sherrill ran on lowering utility bills in NJ. Ensuring people can afford to live a decent life is the path forward.

Incredible

Take note of all the democrats that offer congrats but mention everyone but Zohran. Those are the diet MAGA democrats and they’re the problem.

So much has gone on that the show cannot wait till tomorrow, so we're going to do a special Sunday show tonight at the usual time! Make plans to join us live!

Feel "FREE" to Re-post.

"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school

Posting again because it is perfect.

Just going to leave this here should it become useful to anyone…

Democrats: What elon is doing is anti democratic... Me: Arrest him. Democrats: He is violating transparency. Me: Then arrest him. Democrats: we will win, we will win, we will win.... Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND ARREST HIM!!!!

Anybody else overwhelmed with spite lately? No amount of desolation feels like enough for red states at this point. When are they going to fucking get it?

Are we great yet?

So naturally, you know what to do…👇 Enjoy. 😎✨

What about you?

2 FUCKING WEEKS!?!?

The only worthwhile platform for the next 4 years. 2 weeks y'all. It's been 2 weeks.

The look on your face is peak.

Republicans don’t believe in government but they want control of it. It doesn’t work like that in any other profession. Imagine a plumber who doesn’t believe in pipes.

AI IS COMING TO TAKE YOUR JOB AND REPLACE YOU

Can't wait, you've got your work cut out for you man.

He accidentally did a Nazi salute... TWICE. While talking about the future of Western civilization. He is who we think he is.

11AM: How bad could the new administration be? 4PM: And Elon did that how many times?

Hi, I’m God. I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

Starting to get it?

Um. What did I just watch?

gm y'all

Thank you all very much for the kind words and messages, Artemy was more loved than he could have ever known. Streams will be back soon, there’s a lot to cover. Here’s Artemy helping me assemble an end table

Two weeks ago, Artemy fell ill to sudden and severe kidney issues. He fought very hard, and for a time seemed to make a miraculous recovery, but yesterday his condition worsened, and continued to worsen after hospitalization. He passed an hour ago. I’ll always love you, you fat idiot.

You People Made Me Give Up My Peanut Farm Before I Got To Be President

MAGA is imploding and it’s not even 2025.

BREAKING: President Jimmy Carter dies at the age of 100

Elon paid $44 billion to have everyone insult him constantly.

This sums it up, yes.

In America, if you’re rich enough, you get to keep your teeth. #EndInsurance #MedicareForAll

This is so outta pocket.

Okay, Ted.

Perfect timing as always. The onion knows the future.

Counting the minutes dusty.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned today, it’s that people REALLY hate health insurance companies.

“For patients who do appeal, the frailest ones may die before they ever get a decision.” www.statnews.com/2024/05/22/u...

why does Marjorie Taylor Green keep asking for a pardon? whatcha do Marge whatcha do

Free Speech test. Cisgender

You're a burglar, but you only steal things to slightly inconvenience your victims. What are you stealing?

We waste to much time on ragebait, just call it out when brought up and move on.

Pedocon is real.

I can't even feed into it anymore with these people. Fuck it, I support what Biden did here. #Freehunter