@Stacy’s Mom

Thursday is a paid holiday. Because Flavor Flav said so.

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BREAKING: Israel In Crisis! Netanyahu Cancels Events And Goes Into Hiding After IDF Chief And Others Accuse Him Of Treason. All this is happening as Israel is going into their 2 day Prime Minister election. His time is finally up. Enjoy. 😎✨

Abdul El-Sayed is a Rhodes Scholar, with degrees from the University of Michigan, Oxford, and Columbia. 84% of Rhodes Scholars are Democrats or Independents, compared with just 14% Republicans. It’ll be great having Abdul in the Senate.

I Absolutely 💯 Agree!

The next Democratic power swing needs to act like a fire department, a police department and a construction crew simultaneously, because we got a fire, an arson, and nowhere to sleep at night.

It's possible that in the span of one week, Bolsonaro loses in Brazil, Netanyahu loses in Israel, and Republicans lose the house and senate. Here's hoping fascism loses everywhere.

GOLDEN STATE TAKES GAME 4 ON THE ROAD 🔥 THIS SERIES IS ALL TIED UP. #WNBA

😎🌵🪴 RIGHT?

@nytimes.com listen up, hypocrites!

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I’m moving into a new place. I accidentally cut my pinky. I found the antibacterial ointment, but no bandaids. I think the bandaids must be with light bulbs I can’t find either. Signed, person who is still sitting in the semi-darkness with no internet either.

I’m moving into a new place. Some rooms don’t have overhead lights. I can’t see well enough to find the box with the lightbulbs for my standing lamps. Nor can I find a flashlight. Signed, sad person sitting here mostly in the dark (no internet yet either!)

The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain. Original post

TAKE MY KNEE GABBY

I’m eager to join this guy for the world’s largest street party 🎉

When you have no answers and say really dense, stupid things. 👀

This is Deb! She is the owner of my favorite neighborhood bar in Bed-Stuy, it’s called Confessions. Bring her some business and good vibes if you live in Brooklyn!

Kolam, a complex geometric drawing art form using rice flour or chalk relating to philosophic and religious motifs, widely practised by female family members in many parts of India, also in Indonesia, Malaysia, Thailand #womensart

Truly. It's wonderful to hear intelligent, articulate leaders speak and seeing them bring results to an entirely fucked-up world.

There is no reason why this can’t be done in a Lot of other places….

I have been on hormones for eight years as of today, which somehow feels impossible. This remains the single best thing I have ever done for myself, and in spite of how difficult the world makes being trans, I believe it is worth it to embrace every piece of yourself and your life.

This is why Valks fans are the best and healthy fans ever. The thread says a lot too. Those who loves the game, just loves it. I'm happy as a W fan that my algo here brings me into a lot of Valks fans that loves Women's Sports as it is.

And the greatest player in Fever history...

Coach Nakase is my spirit animal for real for real

also the first player in recorded basketball history to score a quintuple double

I thought everyone already knew this, but for the record Tamika Catchings is deaf and uses hearing aides. Hence her speech. She’s also an absolutely lovely person, so watch your mouth.

m.economictimes.com/news/new-upd... He’s fine, on a fishing trip with Mitch McConnell

I honestly don’t know much about El-Sayed, but this is a perfect answer from him. It’s also hilarious that Tommy used to work for Josh Hawley and was paid 250k for influencer marketing AGAINST El-Sayed. They might want to get a refund. What a spectacular backfire. The walk of shame at the end. 🤣

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.

HEROES PLAY HERE ✌️🏽💜✌️🏽💜✌️🏽💜 #FORTHEGAYS #gsv #Valkyries

Chenergy!!!!

Watch this whole video. All the way to the end.

Dental “insurance “

Distractions aplenty!

Please cancel if you can….