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With Americans concerned about gas and grocery prices the GOPs closjngmessage “We will defend the honor of Cheesecake Factory and Jon Husted’s ass”

Attention mail-in voters: TODAY (Tuesday, Oct. 27) is the U.S. Postal Service's recommended deadline for mailing back ballots in states where they must be received by Election Day. You can also consider returning your ballot at your local election office or any available drop box instead.

this image was clearly made with such burning hate and yet over the years these two have become warm friends. they tapped into something real and true. me when i find a cool stick

I'm genuinely shocked at how utterly racist RFK Jr is. I guess it shouldn't be surprising though.

So this is apparently a reference to an AI viral video about losing college football coaches that singing outstanding.... and like, you really have to be deep in the weeds to begin to understand this outside of putting sombreros on Jefferies and Schumer. White House too online.

Bluesky has four types of users

when people say the two parties are the same, one thing they aren’t just different but extremely meaningfully different on is Dems rank and file and the elite level very quickly shouted down or ignored the BlueAnon weirdos saying 2024 was stolen; the Republicans and Trump just put theirs in power

"1/27"

Now you'd think this is about Brazil, no, it's about Bill Maher

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

his pfp is literally the midwit

I like this quote because it’s clear someone has told Trump to stop talking about men’s asses, and his takeaway was to not say the word ass explicitly.

I've been wanting to comment on this, but every time I think about what I want to say I start getting so mad, so very mad, at the corruption of it all. This is a criminal administration.

The answer to this is frozen meals. I wanted to only say tv dinners at first, but really every single category of frozen meal has improved.

I just got a YouTube ad which is apparently the 1993 movie "Mother's Boys" in its entirety.

So…. Is this there attempt at an October Surprise? I know I shouldn’t make light of it, that what Omar is going through is a disgusting misuse of power, but really is their best shot at using the power of the state to crush dissent? Weren’t they going to indict actblue donors at one point?

I'm somewhat pessimistic about the election, but only because expectations are so high. Some of the polls just seem too good, and yet I want them to be better. Still much rather be in a place where you're worried about the polls being off than one in which you're hoping that their all off.

it's cool how he's not even doing the thing where he declares victory anymore, just being like "blehhhhhhh yeah i dunno, something will happen or not, this is boring, whatever." that's how you want your superpowers to run, in wars and in all things

The article notes that the guy won't vote for Byron Donalds because he "has been dismissive of younger voters." It does not note he is a Fishback supporter. And if you know anything about Fishback, its reasonable to infer his opposition to Donalds might be for other reasons (you know the ones).

This guy was President of hisCollege Republicans. Here he is opposing Sharia law! It is amazing how many stories of "ordinary Americans" are Republican political operatives

LMAO "The Washington Post is offering snapshots of voters across the country who cite affordability as a top concern." Profession: Campaign worker. Rent: $0.

It's better this way. EA already ruined Bioware. At least it can stop mangling its corpse.

That does explain a few things. I thought it was weird it happened once today on one website I visited, and then I saw someone else complaining about another website.

I confess I was unprepared for this; he just snaps at the 6 second mark. His entire body language shifts and he just snarls, it's not even clear why.

I know this will piss off some mutuals, but I stand by “this is fucking unacceptable.” Vote for Democrats. And if you think it’ll protect your rights to vote no, you’re wrong. Republicans don’t protect anybody’s rights and if they say they’re protecting yours, they’re lying This is wrecker shit

Obviously if you're Khalil you've got to exhaust your legal remedies, but I can't imagine a worse recipe for extremely bad precedent than *this court* taking up his case.