Joh͎n

Joh͎n

@inept.expert

he/they, antipodean punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, human art and tinkering/code/dev. Views and opinions expressed are my own and often dumb, wrong and meaningless (except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp)

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Joh͎n
@inept.expert

Can’t wait for the voters (and non-voting) North Americans to make the most rancid dog shit choices for the n’th fucking time.

Joh͎n
@inept.expert

If it wasn’t for all the lead in them, Boomers would be a very good replacement for petrochemical fertiliser.

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Russ Cox
@swtch.com

The details are now public, as of two hours ago. bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi... The secret P-384 keys for these intermediate CAs are all zeros except the last 8 bits. All not-updated software can be MITM'ed now. IOT boxes that can't or don't update are now trivially MITM'able forever.

bugzilla.mozilla.org2083449 - Private key compromise of eMudhra Intermediate CertificatesNEW (nobody) in CA Program - CA Certificate Compliance. Last updated 2026-10-20.
Russ Cox@swtch.com

If you make HTTPS requests or have other TLS clients and care about MITM attacks, you need to update today. If you run Go: go get go@1.27.3 If you run Homebrew: brew update brew install ca-certificates If you run Linux, maybe stay off the internet for now.

Joh͎n
@inept.expert

Here they mean carved with the bones of children and stained with their innocent blood. Obviously they just leave that part out as it’s not great SEO.

Joh͎n
@inept.expert

While I was not a big user of them in their heyday, the XD face has lingered in my text responses and active use like a disease.

Joh͎n
@inept.expert

Humans have not been invited into the intergalactic federation as we have not passed the last two first contact capabilities; 1). Faster than light travel 2). Understand how to properly merge in traffic

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The Spaceshipper 🚀
@thespaceshipper.com

According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.

bryan newbold@bnewbold.net

ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...

Joh͎n
@inept.expert

Can this AI shit just burst already so we can get past all this weapons grade cringe