spoocecow

I open my wallet, and it's full of yummy blood! :)

It's a finger-flying yuk-a-minute in The Three Stooges' latest short "Balisong Ballyhoo", praised by critics as their goriest to date

just got killed by a meemaw #KilledByMeemaw

[while eating] Ahh.. My Meal Of Mine..

I was all my dream My used to me Word Up my was me

Experiencing the delights of sensations 👍

s/The /My /g

Gamers' stances toward the Skydance conglomerate have flipped overnight after the studio announced a $1.4 billion initiative to create a new cinematic universe based on A Boy And His Blob

pissed of

had a dream someone named KILLPEEF posted "the stock market should crash" and then the stock market crashed and everyone called it "the killpeef crash"

if they're making a 17776 video game please let me know about that. thank you

my beautiful twin babe muses, in unison: We love to co-inspire you

In a move hailed by pundits as "confusing" and "fundamentally stupid", Democrat leadership has hired Bio Miracle Upa as a primary consultant

Monster truck that can eat people. Yes, direly.

My Tip: When, if you're telling me something, and you tell me something was done "unironically" , well: I am automatically translating that with my brain into ""on-my-lawn-ically"" . Like you are telling me about something on your lawn, which is boring and repulsive to me. #MyTip

many consider me The World's Farthest Genius. No matter what: when a genius' insight is needed, my ass is impossibly far away.

recent precipitous drop in usage of common phrase "daddy likey" - correlation with declining birth rates? @freakonomic

when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a sprung thing in your face you get ROUND

dream premonition: Mexico City will be renamed "Heihachi"

"Well! I guess you could call me Mr. Yeehaw Yippee!" -- The Contented Cowboy

"YEahh.. My Lance Says 'Eat Shit!!'" -- The Rude Jouster

just gave Reince Priebus a mind-shattering prostate orgasm

woah... some beautiful babes are smiling at me, in the dark, from across my bedroom... brb 😏

insane peters basilica

Dude... what the fuck happened to your jib?? Did you cut it yourself??

Send me an email, or two or more emails, at sftp://me.walloping.restaurant/.

John My Appleseed

Just finished spitting on an old crone - I love my life! #blessed

The End of the Millennium... from Mega Drive! Love, love, LOVE the live-action bits and how awesome the costumes are and the big ol' electrified arm that looks like it's a particularly crude bit of cyberwear. 📺: Phantasy Star IV Japanese commercial #VideoBytes

I've invented Suspenders 2. the main innovation is they are sluttier and don't keep your pants up anymore

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhh uhh McDonald's Is Short For Magdificent Gazondald's

Done thinking about shapes. This one took the longest: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_(g...

My computer is Compiling. Doesn't matter what.

losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is

we've got the blade and we're ready to shave

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 22,1951

My friends or posters I follow are talking about guys they remember. Well I only remember uhh. The Italian village run like a fiefdom guy. and mewtwo *in a low horrid voice*. I don't think there's anyone else I have ever thought about in my whole life. Good night

once again thrilled at the opportunity to be the bigger man in the face of people hating on the very concept of new england. We don't even need to win anymore

Now, more than ever, we need another Three Stooges movie. Let your voice be heard!!!!!

to be named Foghorn is a gift. the awful rooster squandered it

briefly misremembered "audio jungle" as "rodeo dungeon". good omen. get to work, game devs

"Gorgeous" and "Enormous" are synonyms