hatch

hatch

@imhatch.bsky.social

never been mad. dallas is the city of champions (ca. 1999/2011/2023)

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(doing the thing that annoys my partner by making claims about my potential death): if i stop posting it's because i didn't show a photo of my passport and not because i died, my family is diverse enough to get me into any continent

i refuse to use ai at work on the cancer floor because im ableist and privileged. people with gliomas keep begging me to make lola bunny with huger tits and i just keep laughing and saying no i won't

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I have discovered the exact, objective, scientific amount that Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder are lying and/or credulous. By solving this it means that I’ve won, which is the point of the movie, and really all movies if you think about it.

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Replying to @mattielubchansky.com

what does it say about the national party that there are candidates running on the dem ticket buying ads saying that some people are technically subhuman without reprimand or even comment. would you abide that for any other group or is this one special

look i don't agree with the administration on hardly anything, but you can't let your staff go to wizards games

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social

Britt McHenry is no longer in her role as a press advisor for Trump’s Department of State following a viral video that showed her throwing a drink at a Wizards game, FOS reports She had just joined the admin last month

i think there should be a moratorium on guys commenting on ycse and digger until we figure out that they've actually seen those movies

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YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING is very divisive right now, but there's one trick it uses that even its most ardent haters would have to concede is very effective. Fielder displays his shots in rapid succession, 30+ per second, which makes it seem like Elizabeth Holmes and him are really moving on the screen

rip bioware, your original mass effect 3 ending tried to teach gamers a valuable lesson that most of them refused to learn

always think dj kitty is a riff on fred durst but then i remember fred is a jacksonville guy

Peter Labuza@labuzamovies.com

Can't wait for folks to learn the Rays have three mascots, each more confounding than the next.

jalen was diagnosed with a fever and is in stable condition. oh also he was diagnosed with gangrene. due to the fever he will be out for the season

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

More details: What was originally believed to be a superficial blood clot was then revealed Saturday afternoon to be several blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs. At that point, it all changed. It is serious. It is scary. And Jalen Hurts should make a full recovery.

easily could have had a life threatening event by playing with bilateral PE, insane underplaying of the bullets dodged here. nflpa should get pissed at this medical mismanagement

going to think about you can see everything for a bit. but again the last movie i saw in theaters was jackass forever. which i thought about less than the first jackass movie in my defense

oh you didn't like theranos? you thought they were scammers? you refuse to see this movie? that's very cool. you are a stupid baby so it's understandable you have no concept of interiority

it is pretty remarkable that i have heard "shine" as written by collective soul in the last month, once regarding dolly and the second for nathan fielder

my partner refused to even watch the trailer so i have been holding onto "wait isn't your family rich" for what feels like months

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time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad

wow a lot more people have things to say about Pedophile Autos than i would have guessed. the last 90 minutes of control resonant rocks and i have reinstalled the first control

finished resonant yesterday and today i find myself wanting to replay the original control. these games and remedy games in general are the closest feeling to watching the first two seasons of lost as they aired which was good and fun btw

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i know i’m old but as a kid growing up in the ‘90s, we usually got somewhere between 12 and 28 surprises inside a typical box of caylus vs. foltyn

Gaius (from Tribunate)@gaius.bsky.social

Saw this on the shelf at Target and it’s like a portal to an utterly unknowable parallel world. As if i was peering into the dimension from Stalker

so funny to say "hockeytown usa will always be a premier destination!" when their now-former captain is trying to whine his way out to play with future kill tony guests, the tkachuks

Rodger Sherman@rodger.bsky.social

Republicans Don’t Know Ball Update: A hockey blogger asked the two Michigan Senate candidates for statements on the Red Wings. Rogers: blah blah Michigan loves the Red Wings El-Sayed: angry rant about how the cheap owners MUST pay Detroit’s young star defenseman octopusthrower.com/what-each-mi...

i asked my wife expectantly "guess what movie comes out this friday" and she technically knew but excitedly said "THEY SEEN EM?" talking about you can see everything

control resonant continues to be very up and down...last night went to bed excited for a boss fight. tonight i booted to do it but the game was like "actually you need to explore more to do it." Thanks Man. anyway i love it and i am gonna replay max payne 1 and 2 after this

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i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo

robdog 👾@robdogdraws.bsky.social

Probably the coolest thing he's done next to being a potential Bomberman fan

not sure if it's funnier to imagine aaron sorkin writing this as "65 year old who doesn't know ball" or "65 year old who doesn't know how to write dialogue for women"

Drew Magary@drewmagary.bsky.social

Dear god fandomwire.com/the-social-r...

i got a free copy of star wars galactic racer and honestly "former burnout devs make a racing roguelite" seems specifically my shit especially if it doesn't involve fuckin jedi