Chris Kirk

Chris Kirk

@imchriskirk.com

digital marketer :: martech swiss army knife :: strategist :: marching band dad :: st. louis fan

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Two songs in to the Rent 30th Anniversary concert, and I haven't stopped smiling. This is outstanding. So much nostalgia.

Unfortunately this is too complicated of a story to really understand its significance by the typical Trump voter so they just push it aside and yell at trans people more.

For anyone that watched & had a chuckle at Cocaine Bear a few years ago, I'd be remiss if I didn't share that these movies also exist for some reason: CrackCoon Attack of the Meth Gator Cocaine Werewolf Cocaine Crabs from Outer Space Ebola Rex Cocaine Roach Cocaine Shark Killer Sofa Velocipastor

Phenomenal marketing by the Nebraska athletic department. I am always curious how something like this come together? Who calls who?

Jacob Bigelow@jacobbigelow.bsky.social

An enormous week for Nebraska football kicks off with Matt Rhule making a cameo, and having dialogue in the season finale of Lanterns on HBO. Just when I thought I’d seen it all.

So it doesn't get lost in the obvious, let it be known that the source that broke the news about Dennis Haskins' death (Mr. Belding from Head of the Class) was... Dimple's Karoke Bar in Burbank, CA.

So I get to work a year longer so people like you have an extra trillion to "give back" to the billionaires? HARD PASS.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Dr Oz: "I'll give you a number you'll never forget -- if we can get the average American to be so healthy, so with it, so vital that they just want to work a little longer, it's worth a trillion dollars to the US economy"

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if you’re the white woman who was picking up a bat in downtown minneapolis on hennepin ave between washington & 3rd on 9/15 at noon, the minnesota department of health would like to talk to you because that shit was RABID! i would also like to talk to you because girl, wtf

In the upcoming MLB labor negotiations, the general public will be on the side of the owners and it will be the fault of the Dodgers.

Just an awful reversal. VAR reviews need to be like replay in the NFL - has to be an OBVIOUS wrong call or you stick with the call on the field. Third time VAR has failed fans in two nights. So sad. #FIFAWorldCup #WorldCup2026

Man. I feel awful for Senegal. But can someone better versed in the rule book tell me how that foul ended up a PK? I thought the foul had to occur in the box - and that was clearly...not.

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CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

"The way some of these other immigrants are getting treated in our country right now is a travesty and a disgrace... I think what’s going on in our country — what we’re doing to some of these amazing immigrants, is really unfortunate and it’s really sad." - Charles Barkley on CBS

The internet got better at making money for people. So they did.

derek guy@dieworkwear.bsky.social

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To the creators of DTF St. Louis - I love the show, but could you have not at least made a *minimal* effort to make the setting in St. Louis believable. Literally nothing is accurate. #stl

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Your next sale won't be a 1000-seat order from Google. But is your homepage written as if this is the target? Formal, obtuse, corporate-speak, pretending to be a mature, stable company. You’re alienating your actual best customers.

longform.asmartbear.comYou’re a little company, now act like oneYou’re afraid that looking like being a small company means you’ll lose sales. It’s actually the opposite -- you’re alienating your best customers.

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U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

Just asked my two girls - 23 and 21 - the same question. Same response. Both knew who Al Gore was, but didn't know he was Clinton's VP. Just knew about the election v. Bush.

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You have to show ID to register to vote, if you are in a state that doesn't require it at the polls, you still have to say who the hell you are, and then it all has to all match up. People pretending illegals are voting are not only dishonest, but they are useful idiots. Don't be an idiot.

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Replying to @azrww.bsky.social

Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”

Given the state of affairs in the US, why am I choosing to spend my Saturday night making myself MORE ANXIOUS ON PURPOSE by watching this dude climb up the outside of a #skyscraper on #Netflix? I'm a moron, right?

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I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Spencer@moviesandmaitais.bsky.social

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

While waiting for a flight to leave Dulles, we noticed two male security detail by a women’s restroom. A few minutes later, Ruth Bader Ginsburg steps out of the door.

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A screenshot I took 13 years ago. A Facebook Sponsored Post that is simply sharing another identical Sponsored Post. Way to go Microsoft! I feel this was a bad sign of things to come for Windows 8.