Ian

Ian

@ianbellomy.com

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Ian
@ianbellomy.com

2032: Umbrellas-with-a-picture-of-a-house-on-it distributors receive third bailout.

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

God I love handshakes. I just want a movie of handshakes. Every character I know from every movie just shaking hands with one another. Maybe a shoulder slap in that slow mo dreamy AI video style, maybe with one looking up from eating spaghetti and smiling…

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

…and standing to shake hands with spaghetti falling out of their mouth and its Will Smith that arrived and who also has spaghetti on their face and they’re smiling and shaking hands and he’s shaking hands with himself while eating spaghetti

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

…and the spaghetti is now Dr Doom speghetti-o’s and they’re stuck together like they’re shaking hands and now we’re in the quantum realm and Kang is there shaking hands with Dr Doom and Thanos and Dr Strange and Dormomu and Jabba the Hutt in a big hand shaking circle.

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

(Writing some plaintext in VSCode) VSCode: Looks like you're writing some C#! I'll go ahead and download some packag-erroreeerororerrorreroror X! there were problems loading project untitled see log for details source: C# [SHOW C# LOGS]

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

How many of your ancestors died before reproducing? John Connor: None. Skynet: Error: Stack Overflow! Beepboop!

Ian
@ianbellomy.com

Windows 12: Any image can be clicked to open a smaller version of the image. Windows 12.uhhg: The smaller image is now AI generated.

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