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How often does the Trump administration fuck up? Why, every Signal time!

Any ideas how any sort of insurance would work in the Marvel universe?

Can we just go ahead and rename the president "Donald Cuck"? After all, he's just gonna sit there and watch Elon fuck the country.

Its simple really

Evidently, "You are the brunette canvas upon which I shall paint our future." is not quite the V-day pickup line I had anticipated. But I'm workshopping it. And a black eye takes what, like, two weeks max to clear up, right?

Well, you gotta break some eggs to make a really expensive omlette, evidently.

"You can't quit me, I fired!"

George Santos will forever be my favorite fictional character.

Not gonna lie, but people who say "not gonna lie" are, in fact, gonna lie.

The head that Matt Gaetz uses to think with is packing its bags. The other one remains attached to his neck.

Please tell me there's a Simpsons episode where Trump gets elected for a second term but is abducted by Kang and Kodos in a UFO on New Years Eve and we never need hear of him again.

The thing about elevator jokes is that they're funny on many levels.

Not to brag or anything, but I can turn a phrase on a dime.

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Republicans are so accustomed to whining from the minority that when they’re actually in the majority and still can’t manage to pass a bill, their automatic reflex is to blame the Democrats. Republicans wanted the majority. They got it. Learn how to fucking govern.

Some people need to STFU. And I think that goes without saying.

Just because I'm a Grammar Nazi does not make me Anti-semantic.

This is why I support DEI. The existing system operates to exclude women and minorities. Period.

I miss the young RFK Jr.

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Is it just me, or does the war on Christmas start earlier and earlier every year?