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@hours.bsky.social

internet tiger. tiger on the internet. 31, bay area 🔞 sometimes nsfw, always stupid. porn will be tagged w/ #irlnsfw suits are by @jaycostumes.bsky.social and @morefurlessinc.bsky.social

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having only one account where you just post whatever horny or not horny shit you want is so freeing embrace the (properly-tagged) horny on main

had to slam my brakes and swerve to avoid someone coming to an extremely sudden stop on the highway and it turns out i maybe have not gotten over having a tesla rear end me at 40mph because im current feeling like never driving again

C. A. Rotwang (Metropolis (1927)) is what i would call a "problematic fav" every movie would be improved with a gay little evil mad scientist

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Anyone I follow here know lockpicking? I replaced the glove box mechanism on my van. Wanted to test it, inserted key, it locked but now won't unlock. Maybe I didn't get a non valet key with car? Either way. I don't wanna break it open. Rather would like to gracefully solve this problem

laying in bed thinking about decidueye plushsuit again...

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thinking about how good a plush suit of a decidueye would be. thinkin theyre all cool and tough but really they cant even pick up anything with those big wings (or unlock the zipper).... plus, big soft plushie wing hugs

game is good. surprised at how invested i am in all of the side characters. so many small things went into making this feel like a genuine podracing game and not just a racing game set in the star wars universe

what i wouldnt give for a genuine actual burnout sequel, or dare i say it, burnout paradise 2. but damn if this isnt a good successor

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Replying to @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com

I've been playing this game all week and I legitimately keep forgetting it's supposed to be about revenge not just collecting gossip from the other racers and blowing myself up

after spending the day at the renaissance faire, decided on a whim to finish out the day by going and seeing Digger in theaters, a movie that i knew nothing about other than Tom Cruise is in it, and its somehow the best movie of the year and you should all go see it with just as little knowledge

very much looking forward to being a big scary hellhound for halloween this year and doing some public suiting on the day of wondering if theres any sort of fun or cool prop/accessory or anything i should considered getting for them though, hmm.....

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ive been Very Important at work, which is really good for my chances of getting hired out of this contract but really bad for the amount of shit im responsible for tigers should not be thinking this much

thinking about how good a plush suit of a decidueye would be. thinkin theyre all cool and tough but really they cant even pick up anything with those big wings (or unlock the zipper).... plus, big soft plushie wing hugs

compiling some very large lists of DnD magic items for me to roll on for various reasons. what are some of yalls favorite magic items? ones youve received/given out in game or even just seen or read about.

working on this project has taught me more than a few new things about both spreadsheets and logarithms

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Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them

sure i might be taking up the whole bed but we can make a little room for you

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got to be a big f̶i̶e̶r̶c̶e̶ soft plush dragon today i think im gonna need to get a suit like this >.>

i really should not be, but i do continue to be surprised at just how many people are extremely horny for wile e coyote