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Callie likes to help with the chores sometimes.

He fucking acts like those prizes don't have biases towards western minds and like because he hasn't read their literature it doesn't exist. What an absolute moron.

That just leaves us with George Takei and William Shatner.

How will you remember the Alfaro era?

Might be time to go home and be a family man

Are we ready to give up on the kicker yet?

Imagine raising a child up to 5th grade and not be able to list off a literally endless list of things you love about them. I’m sorry you don’t have a mother who cares about you, Marielle.

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

I definitely fell asleep thinking the Rays were gonna win that game. They're in big trouble.

Rowling *never* writes about women’s rights, workplace discrimination or the threats to women from predatory men. I tracked her posts for five months: Well over 200 hateful transphobic smears. Not a single post about women’s actual concerns or needs None

They had Wander Franco, who was great. No longer in the picture. Yeah, but why isn't he in the picture? And knowing that, are you so sure he was great?

what I love about local pizza places all using DoorDash and UberEats instead of drivers they employ now is that orders are always late and always wrong

I knew Logan was jinxed when they talked about how he'd never given up more than 3 runs in a game.

You can't beat fascism by agreeing with fascism. You can't beat fascists by accepting a fascist frame. Corporatist Democratic Party leadership needs to be defeated and jettisoned. We have to fight them, not because we don't want to fight Republicans, but because they refuse to.

Ugh. Come on.

“What was your biggest impact on the Internet?” Not only did this get far and away the most views on our website for the month I posted it, it is probably still top 50 overall. It also caused management to hilariously crack down on off-topic posts for questionable SEO reasons.

DYK: There is only 1 Postseason immaculate inning on record 🤯 OTD in 1985, Danny Jackson threw a complete game win for the Royals in Game 5 of the World Series. He surrendered only 1 run and struck out the side on 9 pitches in the 7th inning. Down 3 games to 1, Jackson's gem started the Royals on

Marsh is now a free agent. Hope they can convince him to come back.

I'm not sure that the Yankees would be willing to give up enough to make that trade make sense for KC, but no harm in checking it out, I guess.

Most of the people I love are always in my pocket now. I can call, text, or flood their DMs with dueling playlists or remembering some guys so easily you forget it’s a blessing. I remember when calling my grandma in Iowa required a long distance plan and specific timing to avoid upcharges.

baseball is an RPG and that's why Game 1 had both a Normal Ending and a True Ending

Great World Series through 1

Very funny that meta is running an ad about how the future of ai is for everyone with a Bowie song that’s about the apocalypse

Wait, why wouldn't you want a floor as a player?

If steady regular income that's one of the bedrocks of your business is insufficient to pay off the people you borrowed from in order to buy that business, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BORROWED THAT MONEY YOU FUCKING WEASEL TIT

Man, it looks so good when they drain all the color out of these logos...

What can the Royals learn from the playoffs? www.royalsreview.com/kansas-city-...

Royals Must Move First, AFL Update, What Makes World Series Pair Different www.royalsreview.com/royals-rundo...

me: 2026 can't get worse right 2026: guess what

here's the thing. i don't give a fuck about their comfortableness

unattractive podcasters being forced by their employers onto video platforms is one of the great civil rights issues of our day

Junior Caminero did damage to the scoreboard in Milwaukee while taking batting practice ahead of the World Series

I'm about ready to start suggesting Angeibel Gomez should be the Royals' Opening Day left fielder.

You know him, you love him, Payton Tolle is your 2026 #WorldSeries correspondent for media day and Game One! 🤩 Follow along as he takes over @mlbbot.bsky.social social channels for the next few days 🤳

Man, talk about taking the largest, coarsest piece of salt one can find and gleefully shoving it into our open bleeding heart wounds.

Can confirm that this is a real trailer of the Mass Effect game that BioWare was developing up until its closure yesterday www.reddit.com/r/masseffect...

Damn, it looked so good.

It would be lovely if the video games industry would let the people who make the games buy food

Justin Lamkin was PERFECT tonight in the desert. 🌵 13 up 13 down 4 K’s 52 pitches (40 strikes) #RaisingRoyals👑

This is private equity, this is what it does. Buy up businesses, run them into the ground, and rip them apart for short-term profit. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

Howwwwwwww