Hog Mentality

it would probably feel so good to get completely degloved.

he's been watching northernlion

chicago pope being kinda sick and the white sox actually being fun to watch, i may survive the summer

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

turns out cuomo should have just run on being a sex pest that will bring back "clubby" new york pedophiles?

You think Mike Johnson said Trump was an Epstein fbi informant a few months back because someone read the emails and mentioned the deep throat?

from obama to the pope, they can't stand to see chicago excellence

looking at my penis, looking at my hand, back to my penis, now to the lotion, back to my penis, now blocking the view of my penis with my hand, side eye to the lotion, fuck i use to know how to do this

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This is not what they actually say. This is what they used to say, in the long ago before times when Shaheen learned to do politics. There is no kumbaya median voter anymore. The question you get knocking doors is not "why can't you all just work together?" it's "why didn't / will you fight harder?

Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP

A solemn Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald Eve to all

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

the sport is still dead to me until reinsdorf is gone unfortunately

Oh hey it’s Nov 1st, 1 year of sobriety down

The kids still fucking with Boss Nass?

Doctor said I have a girth defect, they are gonna put me down

genuinely crying at this one

He's 63 now. Age has wizened him.

New, w/ @mulchy.bsky.social & @djbyrnes1.bsky.social: ICE shot & killed an immigrant in the Chicago suburbs yesterday. Then they immediately gave a misleading account of events. Chicago erupted in chaos and a father who lived here for decades is dead. This is what really happened:

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

ACAB includes Explorer and Charger drivers

Pierce Brosnan would never say this

Smell you later Hulk Hogan

HOOO LEEE

call me leon kennedy the way im in rack goon city

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Comedy is illegal again and I couldn’t be happier