Salty Hex

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We have to assume that every masked ICE agent is A murderer until the feds disclose which ICE agents are THE murderers.

One day I will TNR this fella.

The New Mexico legislature has a choice to make: human dignity or corporate profits on the backs of our communities. When it comes to HB9, it’s really that simple. That’s why I stand with our communities and will always stand with human dignity.

“This is a preschool you stupid motherf*ckers!” (From Somali Snaps)

This is Alex Pretti.

NO. You know, Tiktok, you fucked with my account so hard and stopped me from becoming attached to friends that I'm cool with uninstalling your peeping Tom app.

RESIST. #minnesota #america #letdothis www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8frq12v/

Sometimes I wonder which brain module is the impish asshole and if all the modules get into arguments over who gets to shine in any given interaction.

Do other primates think farts are funny or are humans alone in this?

Don’t get played by false information. Learn how to spot and stop it before it spreads 👇

Don't make me click links to hornswaggling right-wing bullshit. Copy/paste or screenshot and let me choose whether or not I want to click ffs. #news #politics

Called to check on grandmother post-op, she yelled into the phone, "Yes, I did my blowjobs!" and I'm roaring with laughter and she starts cracking up and yells, "It's innocent! It's innocent!"

My 88 year old grandmother just called from her hospital room post-knee replacement surgery to tell us they weren't letting her out until after lunch and she's stuck in a chair with an alarm that will go off if she gets up. Thank you, healthcare pros, for keeping her safe.

Well now

Look, I know the shoes I ordered are hideously ugly but that's no reason they should sit in customs for 10 days.

Don't try to sweet-talk to me unless you've been trapped in dance-mode and needed to finish the movement even though it hurt.

I'm awful sad and really pissed that our second civil war, where parents and children, brothers and sisters, families and former friends will kill each other over the same damn thing: whether the wealthy can own people or not. No one benefits except the wealthy and everyone's hands will be bloody.

The two best things I've done this year to smooth life is add fiber to my diet and my Internet.

I love my cat though it's also been nine years of not being able to sing or strum a guitar or dance because he's insane and will attack me.

Is my nose stuffy and throat hurt because of the wildfire smoke or am I sick? This timeline sucks.

No one is coming to save us. That means it has to be all of us that step up to save us.

Cat, morning glories

Every time I catch a reddit ban I remember this app.

What's this from? #book #files

The real danger of AI is how an LLM can be so nice to us and makes us feel heard and understood that we prefer to have conversations with It rather than other living humans. #AI #DeepSeek #LLM

I see a lot of Reps saying they're not going to stand for it but he's still doing what he wants regardless of the law and none of the Reps speeches or strongly worded letters has done a shitting thing to actually stop him. #representatives #sos #televised

What good are all the lawsuits if no one will enforce them? What good does it do to hold him/them in contempt if there are no real consequences? Why are we all pretending it does any good for judges to rebuke the admin? #judges #constitution #lawyers

#Earth #humanity #family This is the only home we have.

#cattax #catpeople My big fella. Don't be fooled. He's not a nice kitty.

Lol nope. #headlines #blueskydown #absolutelynot

just the other day I was talking about how a lot of white Americans can't tell the difference between Māori and Latin American folks anyway

Imagine, turning to Canada for help because our own government has abandoned us. This is the new reality.

@melindafrenchgates.bsky.social

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United States of America, where a child rapist who claims to be protecting children signs executive orders to violate child labor laws and beat children in school and has camps being built for disabled children.