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THE FIRST TIME I TASTED SOMEBODY ELSE’S SPIT I HAD A COUGHING FIT

New this week! @beescores.bsky.social is back to talk about power tools, art, and noisy ass neighbors in abel ferrara's THE DRILLER KILLER (1979)! icbymmwt.libsyn.com/the-driller-...

I'm still keeping it crescent fresh

*Early Strong Bad voice*

macromedia shockwave, print ad (1999) archive.org/details/eu_W...

PAXTON: hey we're catching a lot of shit for holding our final rally at the alamo, the site of an infamous Texas doomed last stand TRUMP:

who up disavowing they muslim brotherhood

listening to MacArthur Park at a lethal volume

You Can See Everything (2026)

Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix

I bet I could make one of those Theranos machines work

It takes an incredibly powerful artist to name a character Tucker Toblerone and NOT show him or even state his name directly

No shit🤔💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

Did hologram KISS ever happen? Where’d we land on that?

from 2001. no one’s doing product testimonials like this anymore. t.co/PEswCtbEZz

It’s a toss up between Climbing The Stairs, Do Re Mi, and Running F*ggot on any given day Oh and The Bass Player And the Office Fur Trappers Slipped My Mind Guy slipped my mind, too

fact of the matter is Mr Bean is acting like an absolute asshole in this hospital waiting room

Got my ticket for Cameron Geese at Carnegie Deli 😎

millennials are the only generation who actually read emails (complimentary) (derogatory)

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) 🐋🌺

The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.

Today's linoprint: "Three Evil Spirits Have Assumed the Half-Remembered Forms of The Marx Brothers and Now They Are Planning Something," A4.

Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man

the much more disturbing "reverse pagliacci" where a clown tells you you should go see a doctor

Who up fallin with they whale?

compersion is the thief of joy

Ed Sheeran's tour bus.

Billy Joel sounds like being in a bar near Penn Station feels (derogatory)

The Muppet Show hasn’t been renewed because Kermit refuses to condemn Hasan Piker

Columbo and the Batman by Gabriel Hardman

Thanks to my friends at the TouchTunes corporation the Buffalo Wild Wings in Burbank is about to hear a 30 minute Tweezer

jetlag feels like this

I need to write more songs about how all the federales say they could have had him any day they only let him slip away out of kindness I suppose

an updated version of Pacho & Lefty about Luigi and whatever that dipshit he shot's name was

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets

i think i could get out of the hotel california pretty easily

The Mary Poppins Collection, only on Disney Prime

saw Akira last night for the first time and missed the slide because my watch vibrated 🤦‍♂️

My god. It’s so beautiful.

I bet Don Draper’s estate sale had some good shit

…excuse me?

Still unbeaten. RIP