Helen B

Trying to find my 'people' over here so sharing some of my completed embroideries 🪡 #embroidery #craft

Me: "Don't you dare" sounds perfectly normal but "do not you dare" sounds absolutely ridiculous which is insane because "don't" is a contraction for "do not." Doctor: I meant is anything bothering you physically

366) Clocksetbot. Does the rounds with all your electronic devices when the clocks change to make sure they're all correct. Even remembers how to do each of them! #SmallRobotsRemastered

Berry palette 🍒

What is a Rennie if not an after dinner mint?

I mean this with no disrespect. But the improv programme (now on Prime) Game Changer is SO incredibly American. It's...loud...

No worries

Dame Sarah: " I got to dance it twice tonight". I feel sorry for the presenters & dancers having to keep up the pretence Sunday's show is recorded on Sunday. It gets very confusing for everyone... just admit it's one long day of recording and be done with it 🙈 #Strictly #StrictlyComesDancing

"Nesting" is just a nice way of phrasing "sheer panic".

Not the worst aspect of it by any means, but the Shane Gillis controversy has meant I now know who Shane Gillis is, and I am not happy about this outcome.

A tiny posy of October garden flowers in a cobalt blue Victorian ink bottle. There are small spots of dopamine-inducing floral colour out there if you search for it...🌿

HE COMIN’ #art #chonk #cats

October leaf palette. If you zoom in to the colours and details it will dial down stress a little and help you recover if there's any angst for you later today (research has shown this)🍁🍂🌾🌿

I'm a basic B. Mine is probably 'Return of the Mack' or 'Drinking in La'...

That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.

imagine living in a teapot 🫖

This showstopper challenge is absolutely bat shit... #GBBO #BakeOff

The moral of this week’s episode of Bakey McBakeOffFace is: never let the public choose anything. #gbbo

To Rob Beckett. Incredible. #CelebrityTraitors

Hell yeah you can CC me C ute C etacean #art #whales

i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward

Stop catastrophising. #comicsky #webcomic #cat

Apologies for my lack of new Fat Bear action this week. Please enjoy these hefty chonks by way of compensation #Art #FatBearWeek

Imagine how much the Mack is going to hype himself if he returns again. He went huge last time and we weren't even aware he'd been gone.

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

good soup 👌

Sheeran has well and truly Streisand-ed himself in quite a spectacular fashion. Good.

The Pearl With The Girl Earring

Oh and by the way if you've ever made a poster like this to promote your event, I will never come to it.

Feel like it was a purity/decency check for Sheeran. And he failed.

having a little party 🌳

Small finds from the wood, September 🍒🪶🌿:

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Oh Frank 💔 I've loved Rocky Horror for over 20 years - Tim Curry played some absolutely iconic roles. RIP. #TimCurry #FrankNFurter #RockyHorror

Posting all of these today. I loved doing one on her birthday every year that I could. We have lost one of the brightest lights that has ever shined.

Farewell, Dolly x

having fun with some Palestinian embroidery patterns, the geometry is so meditative 🍉 this is from a set of birb patterns available for FREE on the Folkglory website! www.folkglory.com/shop/p/birds...

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

Opposites attract. #webcomic #comicsky #worry

Impossible to hear "Anne Hathaway" and not reply, "Doth she?"

A tiny late summer posy in a Victorian ink bottle, in case the dry brown heatwave crispiness is making you miss floral colour just now🌿:

If there's anything to say about this evening it's this. Just stay. The moment will pass - just stay. For the ones who love you. Stay.

Might text them back and warn them about fossil fuels.

This Emergency Alert could have been an e-mail/TV advert/comprehensive policy framework for avoiding the worst effects of climate catastrophe and adapting to the inevitable ones.