Scott

Good news: i finally had time to catch up on all the good news! 🙂 Bad news: there is no good news ☹️

so wait you mean we… got a second chance at LIFE?

I wonder if he took the layover in bogota

one of those cases where bigger doesn’t really mean better, but…

Guaranteed the people around her were talking up how much they trust the model, giving her a false sense of security (i know someone who works at amazon and all they do is talk about how great ai is)

Harboring a fugitive. Awesome.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

what

If you authorize your ai to do banking stuff for you, you deserve whatever happens.

Anderson knows

A font-themed heavy metal band Call it “italica”

Just in case you were worried about tomorrow’s hearing before Judge Reyes in the East Potomac Golf Links case being uninteresting, President Trump has decided to … prove the plaintiffs’ claims about why the trees are being removed?

The map posted by Trump this morning versus the blurred image on his desk in Katie Zacharia's post. (The White House responded to questions about whether the blurred image was a map of East Potomac by spewing invective.)

Breaking: Trump says he'll close East Potomac golf course Nov 15 and begin his overhaul. "The current Course is old, broken, dilapidated, and of no further use or effect," Trump wrote. Officials didn't immediately respond to Qs about cost and other parts of project. More with Rick Maese →

The old “its not me its you”

Todays was tailored just for me, apparently

*snicker*

Starting to question whether he really needed to be shot. The guy probably could have just helped subdue the kid until police arrived.

Maybe if he instead had renamed it to “department of peace”

I get it, this is a more condensed way to write this info, but it’s incredibly confusing

Crazy to post this after the legal team insisted it had not communicated with trump about the Potomac golf course work

Can the average human even withstand being inside this

Imagine spending an insane amount of time and money on a car that’s physically impossible to sell

Me: its been a long week imma go to bed early Cat: 😈[scoots her but across the carpet leaving a trail of feces]

Man this thread

We've been boiled frogs for so long this never gets mentioned. But this violates DOJ policies that have been in place for decades, ones that Defense Attorney Todd Blanche said should have extended for the entirety of the time his client had declared his candidacy. (Tho I think this was DHS.)

but what about widespread lingering sadness that interferes with society

He probably thinks this cost him the nobel

I kinda want to see a supercut of this debate now

i feel like we’re going to learn in 5-10 years that he was wearing some sort of brace/exoskeleton thing to help him get around

dog: brings me a toy me: throws toy across the room “go get it!” dog: retrieves toy me: throws toy again dog: ’c’mon stop that i just got that toy!’

Had a dream that they gave me a parking ticket ($18!) and i hadn’t even driven in Alexandria that day so i had to request flock data to prove my innocence

Go to the store What we want is locked up or behind the counter Get card to redeem for the product bc its behind the counter Self checkout because the entire store has 2 employees Bring the card to the employee to retrieve it They don’t have what we bought They don’t have what we bought

Tell me you don’t live in Alexandria without telling me you don’t live in Alexandria

I assume the remaining 10-18% in each category are all in the Epstein files

You might say they got the silicone they wanted… some assembly required

This is not what i expected with a title “you can see everything” but I guess that’s on me

“we’re putting up a paywall” “ok guess i won’t read any of this then” “but we’ll let our subscribers ‘give away’ articles for free” “on second thought i’ll read those articles” “lol you need to give us your email if you want to read it” “ugh nevermind”

Me, several times today “good thing its only Saturday!” Me, now: 🫠

its 2004 and they’re trying to block the pirate bay its 2014 and they’re trying to block the pirate bay its 2026 and they’re trying to block the pirate bay

Looking at today’s schedule and wondering how i fit 6 meetings into one day

You laugh but in 2038 NYC becomes the 57th state