Mark Hayes 🇨🇦🤷🏻

Grok telling it like it is….

Bro, if your doctor is doing a cognitive test every time you get a physical, there’s a reason for that, and it’s not because you keep acing them.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

The stench of desperation is overwhelming.

Online activity for the CONservative Party of Canada is down 60% after Ukraine destroys largest Russian data centre. Probably nothing.

For years at my golf club west of Toronto, one lonely male turkey roamed the forest and appeared from time to time on the fairways. This year there are at least 20 turkeys about, which appear to be from 3 or 4 separate families. A turkey population explosion! www.thestar.com/news/gta/wil...

It's a cult

Trump: I could say the stupidest things and you'd clap

“Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, and one by one.” Charles Mackay, “Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions,” 1841

Narrator: Nobody believes that one.

This is objectively psychotic and every member of Congress and Senate should be ashamed if they don’t try to remove him from office before this happens

Yup, Thanksgiving is coming

Narrator: In fact, baseball players are still not allowed to bet on baseball games. How about that?

Would all Canadians please disconnect from X, cancel Starlink and don’t buy any Teslas - NOW. Sooner if possible.

The facts 👇

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Siri, show me the deliberate destruction of eight decades of American-led international diplomacy and cooperation in one photograph:

This story is from 2021. Nothing has changed. Nothing will change. If anything, wealth inequality has become much worse.

Tommy Tuberville, we found the furries, they’re at Mar-a-Lago.

It occurs to me that the arrogant assholes who promote the “law of the jungle” view of international relations (might makes right, to the victor go the spoils, etc.) would not last an hour in a real jungle.

This is a very confusing post from the Flat Earth Society. 🥴

DOJ HR: So these are promising candidates. Miller: Any Nazis? DOJ HR: As a matter of fact there’s this one….. Patel: That’s who we are looking for! Offer him double the usual salary…..

I am disappointed there aren’t more video cuts to the aghast UN delegates whose jaws are dropping at this utter monstrosity.

Unnecessary and childish re-naming of things that are totally beyond your control is definitely not a sign of super-intelligence.

You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?

Gulf states realigning as Chinese clients would be... pretty pretty bad.

OMG, I urge everyone to take a few moments and read the transcript of PM Carney’s brilliant speech to the EU Parliament today. The partial clips posted online do not do it justice. 🇨🇦💪 www.pm.gc.ca/en/news/spee...

It is time to move the UN General Assembly from New York to Ottawa. Safer, better, prettier.

Absolutely the most ignorant imbecile ever elected to high office anywhere.

the rallying cry of soon to be divorced men everywhere

Trump today: the idea that “Robots will be marching into our cities” is a wild hoax Trump last week: posts multiple images of himself leading robots marching into cities

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I think his manic insecurity is because he was counting on Musk (and others?) rigging the election like he did in 2024 by making “adjustments” to votes in crucial states, and he’s now being told that vulnerable states may have tightened things up and it might not work this time. As a result, PANIC!

Hmmm, sounds like COMMUNISM to me….

Keep it up, Nutlick. You can’t intimidate us. It just hardens our resolve. 🇨🇦

Literally

Come on #nytimes. How can “dickhead” not be a word for Spelling Bee?

Is this guy for real now???!! 😡 His demented boss post all sorts of crazy stuff on an hourly basis about literally anything and everything, and somehow Canada is unhinged? Definitely behaving like the abusive husband.

Why do people only supposedly get the $5,000 if Republicans win in November? Republicans control everything and have for 2 years. Why didn’t they do it before? Why don’t they come back into session tomorrow and pass it right now? Because it’s all a lie, like everything else.