Hackstr GateTail💥

Hackstr GateTail💥

@hackstr.bsky.social

Mentally insane but in a cool way https://hackstr.carrd.co I was @hackstr_ on that other site

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I've tried to give the legend of Zelda series a few chances throughout the years with little success. I'm going to try and play through the 3ds remake of ocarina of time and live tweet my thoughts whenever they come up.

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Also, I've been following a walkthrough more in general, so if I label something a "walkthrough moment" it means I'm baffled that I was even supposed to infer a series of events in the video game. It's funny to me that EVEN THE WALKTHROUGH thinks this game is bullshit with how it does it's puzzles.

I've tried to give the legend of Zelda series a few chances throughout the years with little success. I'm going to try and play through the 3ds remake of ocarina of time and live tweet my thoughts whenever they come up.

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Walkthrough moment 2/? Not me not realizing that smashing link's face into a wall by rolling into it can be used to break crates and shake things off of trees. (The gold skulltula outside zelda's castle)

I've tried to give the legend of Zelda series a few chances throughout the years with little success. I'm going to try and play through the 3ds remake of ocarina of time and live tweet my thoughts whenever they come up.

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Saw an impassable pillar of fire in dodongo cavern and was running around like a chicken with its head cut off for 15 minutes because the solution was literally just to hit an eye on the wall with my slingshot. Cool puzzle bro

I've tried to give the legend of Zelda series a few chances throughout the years with little success. I'm going to try and play through the 3ds remake of ocarina of time and live tweet my thoughts whenever they come up.

Walkthrough moment 1/? What the fuck you mean I have to go back and fourth between the dad and the ranch lady and then wait afk in real time for an egg to hatch into a chicken and that is the only possible way to wake him up. What a stupid roadblock.

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RAAH I WANNA LIVE IN SEATTLE SO BAD I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK TO PLACES AND VISIT BUSINESSES WITH PERSONALITY AND USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION AND BE AROUND INTERSTING AND DIVERSE CULTURES AND NOT MILES OF EMPTY STROADS AND PARKING LOTS I WANT TO LIVE IN A PLACE BUILT FOR HUMANS AND NOT FOR CARS

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customized my wow server to add ~100 bots to goldshire inn who will never leave and are programmed to argue about the xbox 360 vs ps3 nonstop

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It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.

The ideal world where random ass people driving in pick up trucks don't call you a lard ass while you're just trying to walk around your neighborhood (may or may not be based on a true story that happened to me a few days ago)

✯ mandelbrot :)@notawesternspy.bsky.social

I like how characters like Alphys or the Cattenheimer family are NEVER make fun of for their weight. Like ok they're fat. who give a shit they're chilling

Fun Fact! You can still just do this to your existing consoles!

Rikaku@beastmasterrika.bsky.social

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

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You could get mad about dead senator discourse *or* you could enjoy this video of sea lions who have retaken an island with a decommissioned lighthouse off the coast of Oregon and now use the staircase as a giant slide.