Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea

@grunionguy.bsky.social

"He's a master at being clever and counteracting the clever." -- Steve Ditko (about me, probably) https://tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/

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Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea
@grunionguy.bsky.social

My cat Gravy heard her mouse on a pulley toy start up in the other room last night (it's on a timer) and instead of running in thinking, "My toy is on!", she ran in suspicious thinking, "Who turned that toy on?!" Now she's afraid of it. So the only thing I could do was start calling her Scooby Doo.

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katlunya.bsky.social
@katlunya.bsky.social

Some Lula supporters apparently shouted his name out their window when it was announced he won and a cop pointed his gun at him and they took what is possibly the greatest image of a cop ever taken, like genuinely this would go hard as a cover for a Rage album its so poetic.

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@grunionguy.bsky.social

I don't know if this is a Pro-AI argument or an Anti-AI argument but my blog, Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea, could never be done by AI. Because AI has never masturbated in the sink. I mean pretended to have masturbated in a sink.

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Athena Kugblenu
@athenakugblenu.bsky.social

Replying to @athenakugblenu.bsky.social

We need to stop framing these monsters as belonging to a coherent and credible school of political thought when quite simply, they're just cunts

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Rob Delaney
@robdelaney.bsky.social

Unconscionable to be on “X” at this point. Just a cesspit. Except for banking; I do my banking there & don’t see a problem.

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Paul F. Tompkins
@pftompkins.bsky.social

Replying to @pftompkins.bsky.social

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

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@grunionguy.bsky.social

You want it both ways. You want to continue to espouse terrible beliefs that hurt people unlike you and make life worse for a lot of people you don't know while retaining your current relationships with friends and family. But, like the hero of The Bible, Pontius Pilate, I'm washing my hands of you.

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@grunionguy.bsky.social

Sang "Tear Me Down" at Karaoke last night and a guy came up and asked me who it was by. I was all, "It's from Hedwig and the Angry Inch." And he's all, "Yeah, but who performed it?" And I was all, "Hedwig?" And he was all, "Somebody had to perform it." And I was all, "Have you heard of musicals?"

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@grunionguy.bsky.social

All politics is just Overwatch when your team is losing and one guy decides to blame Tracer and then everybody else wipes the sweat from their brows that they weren't blamed and instantly agrees that Tracer is the problem. Meanwhile Tracer is 21 - 2 with loads of objective time.

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@grunionguy.bsky.social

After some gun violence happens, people always cry, "It's too early to ask questions like that!" So now that it's over a year later, can I finally ask this question: Why was Charlie Kirk's face so small and his head so big?