Greg Walker

@papapishu.bsky.social new shared bike gamification dropped in Chicago

AI art has ruined the small town gift shop

oh no, the restaurant didn’t pay for Spotify premium

Missed the memo that I’m only allowed to wear vuori joggings on Sundays

damn he just like me

Album rules

Today a local florist asked me to carry a 100+ lb flower pot to the alley. And for some reason I did.

Saw a delivery robot racing a kid on an electric ride-on car. The future is here.

Asking if the toilets work during a power outage

Telling the staff maintaining the cold brew kegs at work “thank you for your service”

@pftompkins.bsky.social 13 years late

Even in these trying times, I never forget to pay my monthly dues to YKS

I love waiting for Copilot to read my email before I can see it

So predictable

My gift to all is this carefully curated playlist of The Ventures’ Christmas Album alongside all the samples they play. music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

I wasn’t legally allowed to participate in this year’s McDonald’s Monopoly Game by my employer.

REFLECT

Yeah, I really want to engage with people who live in different realities.

Surprising amount of childless folks in line to get ice cream from a puppet. Sure, why not

Feel like these people only exist online because if anyone ever met them they’d be the most off-putting wiener you’ve ever met.

LFG!!!!

Tame Impala at Double Door in 2010. Went to use the downstairs bathroom before the show and they were all in there.

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A grey Subaru

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies

Finally beat the red deck. Please clap

us dads do what we can

It’s the week all my podcasts catch up to the election results

yo im gettin a LOBOTOMY

I've been playing GTA 4 with every non-essential car going 9999 km/h. here's an update on that playthrough:

🚨Gather ‘round, folks! Important thread time!🚨 This is what real journalism looks like 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Hate that my broken brain has already thought of a few

Damn, he just like me

Saltburn (2023)

my kid’s daycare follows me on instagram

Showing me a trailer for the Willy Wonka movie? Sorry, don’t believe you, surely that movie already came out 7 months ago.

Wow, managed to get my name as a screenname on social media for the first time. Sorry, Dad.