GKirklazar

Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

sure man, whatever’s comfortable for you #Cat #Caturday 0l

The GOP is skipping the RNC midterm convention and no one is more disappointed than Grindr.

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

Some years it just feels like a certain team has been kissed by fate, they just can’t lose. This year the Knicks are that team. There’s signs everywhere if you look for them

Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.

Zoooooommmm

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives

so those Topo Chico hard seltzers, someone else agreed with me, but they have an aftertaste of cigarettes

🪬🧿 There is no amount of money, oil, or gold in the world that is worth more than having bees, trees, and clean water.

Today's writing...

Turns out some of the “we want small government” people kiiiinda wanted the government to be just one guy.

what if the hobbits were coke fiends instead of stoners

looking back do you understand how insane it was for a child to just come home one day with a signed certificate from the president? hey mom and dad. bill clinton thinks I’m fit

Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?

So am I reading this court decision correctly? We now have 50 micronations with their own laws interpreting the U.S. Constitution wholly separate from one another? But there's one guy with private law enforcement who is immune from all punishment who can do whatever he wants in those 50 states?

you’re telling me republicans are now going to call democrats communists since zohran won? they’ve never done that before it might be over

They've been trying to numb us for a long time. Fascism. Oppression. Genocide. All on display. They want us desensitized, to think it's just the way the world works when deep down we know it is unnatural. Don't let them take away the feeling from you. It's uncomfortable because you're human.

gentleman, gentleman, please, there's no need for this! you are both in the epstein files.

They're literally doing the meme

Jonathan Joss--voice actor of John Redcorn from King of the Hill, and Ken Hotate from Parks and Rec--was killed in a homophobic hate crime today. I'm so angry.

Might be a hot take but I don't think ray tracing is always worth it.

Not yet #caturday but I need to share this picture my husband got of the cats. It’s the most accurate depiction of our gang I’ve seen in a single image.

You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?

Just a fun Data moment. That is all.

Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss: Australia 0 Canada 0 Denmark 0 Finland 0 France 0 Germany 0 Iceland 0 Ireland 0 Italy 0 Japan 0 Netherlands 0 Norway 0 Portugal 0 Spain 0 Sweden 0 UK 0 United States 530,000 There’s a lesson there.

This is Samson. He thought he was getting a simple piece of cheese. And then discovered the miracle that is mozzarella sticks. 13/10

Happy #caturday!

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

ew why do y'all dress like that? leave that at home! 😂 watch my comedy special BIOLOGY! youtu.be/k5E-ZakNfwQ?...

Happy #Caturday!