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Lost for words

We still haven’t found Gyokeres’s level.

As they said, we’re 45 minutes away from the biggest cup upset in history

FFS. Everything about that goal was amateur

That twat operating the drone is going to find it hard to celebrate his exclusive material tomorrow.

G'mornin! 🔊🙂‍↕️

This is an horrific thread. Hard to believe that this kind of coordinated corruption is so brazen.

Not sure if Bayern realise how comical their pre-match Oompapa flag waving comes across.

Not only did we win, but we get to keep the three points.

I don’t know if some of our players were a) ill b) saving themselves for Bayern or c) found out, but fuck me that was a tough watch. Still, 3 points in a game like that is a sign of champions. Onwards and upwards.

Ok, my earlier suggestions are not strong enough. 10 yr ban from FA run comps a good idea. Full HMRC investigation, then owners sell. Transfer ban for 5 years. Compensation to all affected clubs including a return of prize money earned by cheating. And every City fan has to eat an inflatable banana.

If you’re still on X or driving a Tesla or otherwise putting money into Musk’s pockets, you’re supporting Trump and Russia’s criminal enterprises.

Holy moly did Aaron Sorkin write this or is this real life?? Treat yourself and watch the whole thing. I want to watch these kinds of interactions for the next 6 years on the national stage. We've got to do our part to help get Abdul to the Senate.

Bent, plastic, artificially inflated.

Difficult to imagine living in this brutal, cowardly apartheid system www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

The only game Arsenal have failed to win in Myles Lewis-Skelly’s last 15 appearances came in the UEFA Champions League final. W W W W W W D W W W W W W W W

And thats enough Internet for today

Some good news from Ukraine

Arsenal won. City lost. Here is the Telegraph on both

Comedy goalkeeping from Donnaruma. Hilarious

PSG fans are proper Love Muscle

Trump: "I'm buying oil from Putin, which will help fund the war against Ukraine." Zelensky: "Ok then I'm blowing up all the Yandex Data centers in Russia, which host the bot Traffic that Putin uses to Help Trump cause chaos in the US elections.

Would be great to see Premier League teams adopt this very simple and very visible protest V Man City

I hope you share and this makes people seriously think about our society!

Crazy that it’s taken a decade to officially confirm that Russia interfered with our Brexit referendum. archive.is/zyNbm

Midterms 23 Days

Everywhere that covers the Premier League - be it Talksport or NBC - will have made an editorial decision to blow smoke up our arses re this current City side and the integrity of the competition with them in it. And we shouldn't let them get away with it.

Apart from Foden, Dias, Haaland and Lewis, Man City’s entire first team squad joined (or signed first pro contract) since the 115 charges were announced. They knew what they were joining.

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Somehow had 2 Leeds fans sitting next to us in Block 131. Old boys, they tried to keep it quiet but gave it away with their reactions. Two season ticket seats that were presumably put on TX so no idea how they bought them. Anyhow they got some hefty slaps on the back when we went 2-1 up!

Tories overstate net zero cost by nearly £500bn in apparent spreadsheet error. Same error amplified by right-wing think-tanks, press It suited their ideological leanings. Future historians might say - planet earth and human life was shattered by a spreadsheet error.

So Guardiola wants to go to Man City v PSG? Not Anfield? Course he does. For a nice warm bath in the comforting arms of sportswashing. How at home he’ll feel, where everyone loves him and no one mentions the misdemeanours, while all those watching reach for their sick bags. Actual football hell.

The crux of the argument put forward by Man City, Chelsea, Newcastle & Aston Villa fans is: it's so unfair that teams who don't cheat win things.

The final sounds of the defeated villain whilst circling the drain to oblivion.

Only watched the 2nd half of England v Czech Republic but Myles and Ebe had the crowd gasping in amazement at times.

Wave goodbye to what’s left of the Amazon rainforest…. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o...

Must read about what hideous people Man City’s owners are and how the UK should have nothing to do with them.

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FT also reporting Mubarak has diplomatic immunity, which complicates civil damages claims a lot. It’s almost as if they’d thought about it beforehand. www.ft.com/content/1256...

I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing.

Tifos on display before the Konyaspor vs Palestine B game. The game was suspended at 2-2 at 89:59 with the message: "The match is suspended until Palestine is free".

Burnham’s success as mayor of Manchester was largely underpinned by the massive investment in construction by - among other insalubrious nation funds - UAE. He probably feels he owes them. I hope the PL is strong enough to resist him if he intervenes to reduce City’s punishment.

Well, I am shocked... (I'm not!)