Philarsopher

Typo?

This seems to be a popular thing to say. But Kane is spectacularly talented. You can’t just become that good at instinctively hitting first-time 40 yard passes by practising a lot.

Dembele is the only black winner of the Ballon d’Or since 2005.

Wild that Spurs had two Ballon d’Or winners and just continued to be Spurs.

“Some world-class players in the room tonight.” Yeah, that’s kind of the point, Harry.

Bukayo wins the Socrates award, for being mortal.

If it’s raining tomorrow, do our fans have to wear a Fleetwood mac?

All this Ballon d'Or chat, and no one is mentioning the undefinable goalscoring midfielder/coach who won the Premier League, World Cup, reaching the Champions League final, and was the World Champions' top scorer in qualification, scoring two key knockout goals in the World Cup from the bench.

Crazy error in the Auxerre v Le Mans game in which a goal was given to Le Mans by Hawkeye despite the ball not crossing the line. Instead, Hawkeye mistook the keeper’s glove for the ball, awarding the goal.

Well, there’s some unexpectedly decent news to wake up to 🇧🇷

Lula: "We had to overcome foreign interference through digital platforms, which we will have to regulate. A crime in the digital world must be treated the same as a crime in the real world. We cannot have monstrous companies earning millions... not paying taxes... wanting to steer elections."

New series of Succession, but it’s Alex Ferguson stubbornly having to pass on Man Utd to his clearly incompetent descendants.

🤷‍♂️

Can’t believe this is all happening so soon after Player of the Year Bruno Fernandes led the team to last season’s historic success.

Next half hour, a Utd update?

🙈

Give it Scholesy

I think we might be done

Cracking defending from Yoro there

Satisfying metallic/net noise on that Rayan goal.

On another day Brighton could be up by a couple.

🎣

What a miss by Ayari!

City went on to help themselves to three of those Arsenal players with illegal funds. They already had a couple.

Half term, Sunday, extra hour thanks to clocks, everything cancelled due to weather. Absolutely no reason not to finally have a lie in. 6am *clatter* … “Good Morning Daddy!!!!!!!”

History that can’t be redacted.

Sounds like a Morrissey song.

Wild that with only 8 games gone, we’re 8 points clear of Chelsea, 9 clear of Liverpool, 12 clear of Spurs, 14 clear of Utd, and 100 clear of Man City.

JPMorgan(notinthetitle)Chase

My Manager

Really excellent performance from us today, with line up that left out seven of the first choice guys.

“a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence”

Palmer is not Granit Xhaka.

“I want you to know that we are confident that we won today’s game”

Remember when people wanted us to sign Mathys Tel?

Spurs look like a team who could somehow concede a goal at any moment, regardless of game state.

Do I want Spurs to win? Technically, maybe, yes. But with caveats.

I’d say Happy Invincibles Day. But the Invincibles don’t cheat for 16 years, so it’s not really relevant.

We continue to be good at football. Referees continue to do highly experimental jazz during our games.

Oh you deserved to lose. More than you believe.

H/T Arseblog.