ℊesslar

ℊesslar

@gesslar.dev

homosexual enthusiast

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ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Potential followers: I block without hesitation or remorse. I do so especially quickly when I suspect a thotbot has followed me. Let's talk coding, cats, 80s/90s entertainment. 🤗

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

This only covers people who have to look at their keyboard. Better, cover the laser on the bottom of the mouse with a Post It; less work.

I AM DAD@iamdad.bsky.social

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

I was genuinely surprised to find PETA here. Which sounds absurd, because of course they would be. Anyway, I won't be seeing them again.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

I genuinely don't recall when I first encountered these, but it would have been then.

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ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

My aunt yelled at me when I was a kid "Who do you think you are?" "I think I'm me?"

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ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Now I want dicks _and_ candy. 😭

Michael J. Stern@michaeljstern.bsky.social

A friend of mine posted an anti-MAGA comment and got this reply. My buddy's retort is classic. Just classic.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Why, are they easier to prepare?

DaddyJew@daddyjew.bsky.social

if you need to read the directions on a can of soup, please reconsider having a baby

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

I revel in getting messages that I've been blocked. Please continue protecting me from your bullshit.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

My feed has decided that I need more middle aged men convinced of their thirst trap status and is delivering with abandon.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. 🤷🏼

WintersDaemom@imwintersmom.bsky.social

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

For the record, this was in my own Google Photos and I did as instructed. It was also the first result. I'm sure that says nothing about me.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Ever see a bunch of posts about something called Swerve and be simultaneously confused and also completely uninterested enough to find out? Same.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

I'm frankly not worried about either. I embrace my inner fat asshole.

chris.@azedand2knots.bsky.social

People sure do worry about getting fat a lot more than they do about becoming assholes.

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Some people sure have things to say here quite frequently. But then I feel like a creeper for liking and commenting on what on my feed are several consecutive posts by the same person. 🥴

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

I am the only one I know who is addicted to watching reaction videos. I can chew up earbud and phone battery without realising time has passed.

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Lance Smith 🎨🪶
@lancesmithart.com

Introduction: My name is Lance, I’m a Cherokee artist in South Dakota. I will share my spiritual paintings and works on this account, likes/reposts & follows are much appreciated. 🙏🏼 #art #indigenousart #artistintroduction #native #nativepride #indigenous #native #nativeamerican #painting #acrylic

ℊesslar
@gesslar.dev

Ok, hear me out. "Holding out for a Hero," but it's homo instead of hero. He's gotta be strong, He's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.