Geoff George

Still thinking a lot about how I want to be online these days. Is this just a midlife crisis?

I dunno, man, we really need a series' amount of length to tell that story?

Spiral staircase Traer, IA

Can we not just get the Dark Tower series instead???

The Iowan in me thanks the Illinosian in me.

Please don't conduct polling on me. I don't want to know.

Four years! Cheers.

We gotta stop everything till we can figure out what's going on in baseball.

I park at the Evanston Trader Joe's every week without a problem. I'm calling skill issue on this whole article.

Today's work music is Carter Burwell's score to "Carol."

How the FUCK do you out-Midwest a neighbor who is a professional chef??? He just gifted us this whole tray of chicken.

Oh, man, "hope this helps" might be the winner here.

Blessed to be welcomed into the world with such a wealth of sushi.

Blondie is releasing a new album??? I didn't know they were allowed to still do that.

I wolde smyte my lord out on thre piches. Slider withoute. He feleth as he were drenchid. Curveball in the erthe, of cours he chaseth it. Ladybird y-souk, sle thy-self. And bang 97 withinne corner. Thou art out. Thou were alweyes out. Thou hast be out sith the day that thou were born.

in our current era, having even a degree of standards makes you feel like the most isolated and insane person on earth

This is interesting!

It's funny. I'm surrounded by so much all-lower-case-everything these days that *I* feel like the outsider for swinging the other way.

This is just more of the everyone-is-twelve theory in action. This is child behavior.

I've always thought Gibney is at his best when using a small incident to widen out and look at a bigger systemic thing. Think "Taxi to the Dark Side," "Zero Days," and "No Stone Unturned." When he's assigned, essentially, an info review, like with the Elizabeth Holmes doc, it's flatter.

When Lee in the "East of Eden" miniseries says it's too late for him to find a wife, I'm like "Uh ... yeah, OK, sure. Totally, man. If you say so. You're definitely not looking fine as hell."

Starting season 3. I just need them to reveal the mystery of this damn silo already.

Do you think my neighbors think I'm weird for playing Ennio Morricone's score to "The Mission" while I read on my back porch?

Aaron Sorkin needs no-men.

My hot take is that, often, the sentimentality y'all criticize in Flanagan's King adaptations is just sentimentality that King built in to begin with. Recall the author's reaction to Kubrick's "The Shining."

Everyone's clamoring for a Digger popcorn bucket.

Secret MVP of the "Carrie" miniseries. Chuckling every time she's there. The Maya Angelou line!

Should I not have started watching? Am I the jinx?

Definitely thought I was looking at a pic of Ryan Seacrest at first.