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This is so perfect hes gonna be grinning like an idiot right up until he realizes people are making fun of him and he figures out the reference afterwards

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

They're exhausted listening to your whining too they arent looking at you like your crazy its just that your constant negativity is annoying thats what that look is

You know you fucked up bad when even he is saying that your going too far

the fact that nobody has bullied the president into killing himself is an indictment of all americans

Pet very carefully

What a dumbass if she just cried a bit and claimed to have been abused or something she'd have walked out of there no problem

Its almost as if facebook is full of people who just need something to whine about

Nah theyll just pirate it and pay a whopping 0$

This right here is why 3 year olds need more guns, murica fuck yeah

Smart because then hes interacting with people all the time like people could just randomly encounter the guy

I feel the same way about AI as I do about the internet—both could be incredibly valuable contributions to society if they’re managed for the public good. In the hands of fascist tech billionaires, they’re a threat the civilization. It’s not the tech, it’s the ownership structure.

Speak for yourself AI is fucking great its just a matter of who controls it but i got a crafting recipe for high quality motor controllers from AI i dont give a fuck i pirated it anyways

I'll just leave this here

L - North Korea R - Miami

Come on now if it were another country sending the assassins they would have probably been more subtle

Dear America: Please stop whinging on about how long it will take to rebuild trust and credibility after Trump is gone. It's not coming back. The world has moved on. You made your choice.

BITCH I’M A BIKE

There are lots of ways for a society to endure a pandemic, but it is hard to think of a worse one than embracing eugenics, conspiracy theories, and grifter health influencers.

Stupid people NEVER say “I don't know” or “I was wrong” They think it makes them look weak or, you know, stupid Many, not all, but many know Trump is a stone loser but their ego won’t allow them to admit it. Until now. Using Iran and gas prices as excuse to turn on him

Can we fucking talk about the fact that shitbag corporations like Amazon don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay fuckall for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for ALL that shit.

Yeah that would maoe the most sense if she isnt in them

"I'm going to burn down your house and kill everyone you know!" "You asshole! How dare you-" "Now we're business partners!" "I-I'm sorry, what did you-" "We've agreed to a 10 point deal!" "No we haven't, I-" "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IF YOU MAKE ANY MONEY!" "Excuse me? What is this even-"

Also whos the mushroom king? They dont really explain the lore of the mario universe that well

My theory for why he posted that is that he wants to test the limits and see how intense the reaction to it is to get an idea for how fucked hes going to be when his own personal ones go public

Basically this

People say Trump has no war strategy, but his strategy is quite clearly a criminal one of destroying Iran's civilian infrastructure (and killing a bunch of people in the process) unless they capitulate. We -- the United States of America -- are a rogue state and global pariah.

They should bait for paying them for their silence first, the money would keep them nice and cozy while they sue anyways

Telling the people of Iran you’re going to liberate them…and obliterate their country into the Stone Age has to be one of the stupidest attempts at war messaging in the annals of war. History’s characterization of the Trump administration *must* be that they were simply fools. That’s everything.

And they want to charge ridiculous subsciptions for it rather than just selling locally run ones outright

Bryon Noem is lucky he wasn't into pet play is all I'm saying

On the bright side everyone who willingly signs up to go to Iran probably would have voted for Trump anyways so its not like its any great loss

Having a protest every few months isn't how countries get rid of corrupt dictators. It's sustained mass protests. Americans can't be bothered. So expect nothing to change. A totally corrupt government and the people can't do shit to stop it. It's pathetic and depressing to watch.

You just know hes going to follow that up with some hiroshima jokes later over her refusing an Epstein party invite

Bari Weiss has announced massive layoffs at CBS. I guess all she needs left on staff is one wardrobe/makeup person, one cameraman, and she can wear the pink kimono on tonight's broadcast.

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