ELLEN OF GENEROUS

new poetry from me and @anotherdavidcurrie.bsky.social about stand-up and sit-coms and crouch-gags chapbook available now from above/ground press

i promise not to let a little silly internet clout get to my head. (1000 followers later) you will have plenty of time in hell to regret calling me ugly. now die like the dog you are

going back and listening to the Grapple Dog soundtrack and, heck, @queenjazz.gay really killed it queenjazz.bandcamp.com/album/grappl... I love the funk, I love the chill vibes, it's all so good

in these dark times, let us remember: free software collection 8 fm towns wakesurf dog

i wish i found value in the things it would be easy for me to do

steven universe is crazy. imagine your wife came back as a lion furry so she could hit it from the back

no one ever taught me how to be a human being but I'm a quick study. it turns out most things about it are just permission structures for nightmarish violence anyway

your honor, i ask that this case be thrown out. "whose pussy is this" is not a binding verbal contract, and adverse possession requires a level of continuous use that the plaintiff simply does not have the stamina for

Aladdin is right to set clear boundaries around his digital privacy. NTA.

i have enough alcohol in me to kill a horse

just told the foster cat "you are contorting yourself into absurd positions for the sake of physical intimacy" and suddenly felt very and uncomfortably aware of myself

your honor, i ask that this case be thrown out. "whose pussy is this" is not a binding verbal contract, and adverse possession requires a level of continuous use that the plaintiff simply does not have the stamina for

sorry i didnt come to the club i was at home tracking the movement of stolen jokes across instagram meme accounts

i knew from a young age that i wanted to grow up to be some asshole

we need to bring back fuddy-duddy as an insult

too many guys are bad-weird now, we need more with this kind of good-weird energy

New reaction image just dropped

its called the "great man theory" of history because man, what a great theory

i dont even know who i'm trying to impress anymore. i hope Me.

brunch killed my family and robbed me

whats hot classic is a very funny feed

being arm candy is so fun

i think it's sort of sad that i'm a pleasant and beautiful person who deserves everything

picking up predator trade at the nature museum

ok i think i figured it out and i have no mental health problems and a clear vision for the rest of my life and it's both deeply informed by my personal desires and also effortlessly in conversation with the wants of the people closest to me. btw i'm 6'1"

bro you are so effete and precious

my hobby is emanating so much body heat that i make the entire car fog up

I shot a man in Reno as part of the city's annual man-shooting contest, where I placed third overall in perfectly legal and ethically sound game of skill for which I was awarded accolades and prize money. You'd have to be a real sick puppy to shoot someone in Reno for any other reason.

aliens: the computer game, screenshot, zx spectrum (1987) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWYj...

elevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much

i received 4 compliments on my pants today. nobody can tell me shit

you can steal your peers work and take credit for it

industry plant's merch guy liked my pants

while it's noble to boycott fortnite for selling harry potter stuff, you should really also be boycotting it for pretty much everything else it does

Wow! First look at Sister Jeanne des Anges's emote for Fortnite releasing Oct. 21

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