Andy McCulloch

Ever considered that the world would be a better place if we simply told those people who are obviously cunts to ‘fuck off’ rather than, y’know, acquiesce to their every whim?

AND gherkins…? The cost of living crisis is well and truly over!

Insane. Actually insane. Let’s make his money this year a waste, shall we?

NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Holy fuck! What a ridiculously good band!

I still post here from time to time despite the fact that Bluesky users don't know what music is and only listen to political podcasts they disagree with

Saw Discharge. Met Wattie.

Brian May loves Slayer so much that he recently specifically asked to have his picture taken with all four of the band. FACT.

Still trying to understand how Napster got shut down, but Anthropic is going public and still hasn’t paid us authors yet after stealing our work.

It is very interesting that the Mail’s story on Michael Gove’s recent ex-girlfriend being charged with CSAM offences has been memoryholed two days after it was published. Public records show she appeared at Oxford Combined Court centre on September 30 and pleaded not guilty.

Gonna see Boris in Glasgow tonight. Been waiting 20 years for this, cannae wait!

This is so sick. So a Russian blood diesel vessel is on its way to NC set to arrive tomorrow. It left St Petersburg on Sept 22nd. This Trump-Putin plan has been in the works for weeks can’t picture what allies America will have left after this

Forward-Thinking CEO Hoping Company Can Capture New Audience By Making Product Worse In Every Conceivable Way https://theonion.com/forward-thinking-ceo-hoping-company-can-capture-new-aud-1846058985/

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

World War 3 may be about to kick off but, then, I don't want to live in a world where Melt-Banana are not as universally revered as Sonic Youth anyway

Oh... you mean the players who shouldn't have been on the park in the first place? I'm fine with that.

Jeffrey Archer’s death narrows the competition to be the last surviving real person mentioned in “Hello” youtu.be/l3F2z4UPwQI?...

Fuck!

The Pentagon is “increasing [nuclear] options available to the President,” says undersecretary of war: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/trumps-fin...

#NUFC #ManCity

I’m increasingly convinced that the news media’s flirtation with Reform was merely an attempt to make us forget about the 14 years of Tory abject failure/corruption so they can ride back in and ‘save’ the country at the next election.

THE Manchester City…?

THE Manchester City…?

I feel obliged to post this every year until the BBC and the rest of the British media accurately report on this matter... - drug related deaths are recorded quite differently in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotland, with many not being recorded as such in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England. - drugs policy is a 🇬🇧 Westminster power.

Haaretz exposé: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu received an explicit warning from UAE President bin Zayed days before October 7. He didn't brief Israel's security chiefs. 🔗https://tr.ee/s78NFy

Yeah, behold five stoic old men serenading bucket-hatted nostalgia-seekers with nursery rhymes (for the low low price of just £1.50 a minute)

Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

lol

Yeah, behold five stoic old men serenading bucket-hatted nostalgia-seekers with nursery rhymes (for the low low price of just £1.50 a minute)

btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.

Just read the headine and NOW see that this week's been nothing more than a media-managed PR stunt to facilitate a managed decline because they're simply not profitable companies.

Develop taste?

What? Gaiman's (rightly) been ostracised but his ex-wife who was, at the very least, an enabler is out doing the hits in large venues?

The Rama's I Want You Back is THE lost SAW classic Just found this parallel universe version (recorded but subsequently rewritten cuz they didn't like it)

Taxpayers foot the £2,700 a month rent on Kemi Badenoch's six-bedroom farmhouse in Essex. Then she goes on telly and argues that taxpayers shouldn't subsidise other people's rent.

If their fear is that some bad-faith people may take advantage for personal gain, well… shit. Why don’t we focus on ending that from the very top downwards and focus on amateur sport at a later date?

I wish I could be surprised by UK media’s ’German racists: bad, Our racists: best in the world” shtick but I’ve seen this show before (whenever a football tournament’s on)

To be clear, this is not the Raise the Colours founder who killed a man in Lichfield; nor is he the one who used to sell sex dolls of people's dead spouses; nor is he the member charged with making indecent images of children; nor is he the organiser convicted and jailed for human trafficking.

I’m gonna take a stab in the dark that they’re, as always, a bunch of domestic abusers and paedophiles