Francesca Marano

Non capirò mai perché le famiglie non comprano i biglietti vicini invece di rompere i coglioni a tutti per cambiare posto.

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I need more cats on this platform

We are #hiring 💪 Join the sales and partnerships team at @patchstack.com apply.workable.com/patchstack/j...

WP-CLI + MCP combines visionary technology and I‘m assembling an overall winning dream team to break any barriers. This is going to be a *pitch perfect* Hackathon project that allows you to master social media—I mean, WordPress—using AI. #CFHACK25 #CloudFest

Desk cats

The ladies of the #CallissChookChateau are giving off Charlie’s Angels (+1) vibes

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

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For SoCal friends, Here is a list of resources for shelter, animal boarding, free items, and distribution hubs. These places can also use donations (e.g., food, water, masks, and blankets). Please consider donating if you can. For more info, visit Instagram: mutualaidla

After hearing how eating too much sugar and carbohydrates affects the human body I’ve decided to cut back on the amount of people I listen to

Be EXCELLENT to one another. And party on.

Yesterday night, my son made pizza! It was delicious.

The owner of a car company is controlling the House of Representatives from a social media app.

It’s weird to think that Elon Musk will end up having paid far less for the United States Government than he did for Twitter

Today in 1993: Nirvana’s iconic “Unplugged” concert airs on MTV. “.. In the moment, you weren’t aware you were taping what was Nirvana's last album," producer Alex Coletti said later. "It was only in hindsight that it became what it became." #RIP

WordPress Contributors and Community Leaders Call for Governance Reform in Rare Open Letter

Pro-pa-gan-da /ˌprɒp.əˈɡæn.də/ - noun - A Cockney taking a closer look.

Someone had to tell him.

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Who could have predicted that, right?!?! 🤦‍♀️ www.wsj.com/us-news/dalt...

Name a more stressful show than The Great British Bake Off.

convinced that there are people who love trump for no other reason than that he gave them a personality, however rancid it might be

Is it because I got into bed with PJs, tea and a book at 17:50?

Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument

In honor of Jimi Hendrix, who would have turned 82 today, I wrote something for PBS about his incredible sense of style. He helped define not only the sound but also the look of a countercultural movement. www.pbs.org/wnet/america...

Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony. However, eating too much pie is okay because the sin of pi is always zero. 🖖

All I want is a cottage in the Scottish Highlands, a raging snowstorm, and Agatha Christie novel, a crackling fire, a kettle on the stove, and a basket of emotional support pastries.

Cose che spiego da anni alle aziende. Senza risultati. Fanno tutti danni. Aka “son buoni tutti a metterci una scritta”.

I knit so I don’t beat the shit out of people that annoy me

im on every app. im in your city, in your neighborhood. the sales associate who handed you a large when you asked for a medium? that was me. i am now behind you.

Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

Can we talk about the final episode of season two of the Diplomat?

My cats are beautiful and now you’ve all been blessed by their presence on this app

Sorted some stickers today and I really love that one… #WomenInTech

The #jaguarrebrand surely got lots of people's knickers in a twist. It is bold, but it does improve on the original.

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