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I want your love Wendy #TOTP

Nothings gonna change my love for you Glenn… #TOTP

No googling. Name another member of INXS that isn’t Mickey Hutchings. #TOTP

Pulp playing one off the new album at Glasto: #FlagWankers #TOTP youtu.be/p1YNEtaHbzA?...

Cerys can use this toilet. I can’t. Political correctness gone mad. #TOTP

One for the dads. Hi Cerys. With your voice like 100 Marlboro cigarettes a day. #TOTP

I remember when I couldn’t tune a guitar as well. Don’t feel bad for Robbie’s guitarist. #TOTP

Has anyone done the “I don’t remember this one from Chumbawumba” gag yet? #TOTP

“Hey ChatGPT, create me a Beatles soundalike song and video but sung by a massive bunch of cunts” #TOTP

I won’t have it when people say Oasis ripped The Beatles off. SHOW ME ANY EVIDENCE?!?! #TOTP

Play “No Surprises” you cowards. #TOTP

youtu.be/VBfXlG8sfWQ?... #TOTP

Well, these boys can’t sing for shite can they? Good evening. #TOTP

Well, 1998 was a pile of dog-toffee but 1985 and 1984 were decent. Same time next week? Bit surreal that by next weeks #TOTP I’ll likely know whether I’ve got cancer. Again. Wish me luck.

Cha’mone. Hee hee. #TOTP

This is your reminder that Welcome to the Pleasuredome is a sublimely put together album that deserves an hour or so of your time. #TOTP

Playing Two Tribes tonight on the evening that all out Nuclear Armageddon has taken another step forward feels especially poignant. #TOTP

HE’S JUST BEEN ON!! #TOTP

Nick Heyward, Howard Jones and Nik Kershaw are the same person and you’ll never convince me otherwise. #TOTP

Pretty sure Jeff Lynne gave Ozzy Osbourne this song. #TOTP

Green Gartside looks at least a year younger than the last time we saw him on #TOTP

Yes, he’s an insufferable bellend, but The Smiths were truly a fantastic band. #TOTP

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Who are these Kunst? #TOTP

The all-time worst charity single ever. Fight me. #TOTP

To be fair, Fish was very funny in Police Academy, #TOTP

I recently did a fashion shoot with the ex-singer from Marillion. Dead easy. Like shooting Fish in apparel… #TOTP

Billy Ocean (Hoth Battle Gear). #TOTP

Billy Ocean is responsible for two all-time bangers. This wasn’t one of them. Red Light Spells Danger and Love Really Hurts Without You are truly epic songs. #TOTP

PLAY RED LIGHT SPELLS DANGER YOU COWARDS #TOTP

Loved Roland Gift’s voice, but think I’d struggle with a whole album. Luckily I’ve never tried. #TOTP

Sister Sledge are nice but I preferred the Toboggan Twins #totp

Fun Fact: Sister Sledge were the siblings of Percy Sledge. Probably. I dunno. Never looked it up. #TOTP

Fun Fact: Green Gartside’s dad used to sell Cup-a-Soup. #TOTP

Thank God these Oasis lads faded into obscurity and aren’t still on the touring circuit. Liam couldn’t sing live for shit. #TOTP

Shitehouse Family. #TOTP

Pat Butcher watching this performance by Clock… #TOTP

The Sunshine Band will be spinning in their graves listening to this. If they’re dead. No idea. #TOTP

Is there a bigger cunt to ever walk the planet than Robbie Williams? I’m open to suggestions. #TOTP

Fun Fact: Rialto were the first band ever to release a single exclusively online. #TOTP

Olive from On The Buses in whoever this lot are. #TOTP

Nope me neither. 🤷🏻‍♂️ #TOTP

Athletics? What is this bullshit?!? See you at 10pm pop pickers. #TOTP

#UCLFantasy Start Rank: 7,589 Silly format. No way of gaining position as everyone now has the same team. 🤷🏻‍♂️

He looks like the drummer from the Eagles if he had a shave. #TOTP

Fun Fact: Boz Scaggs wrote this after a pleasant afternoon at Ruislip Lido. Probably. I dunno. #TOTP

G’wan Boz. #TOTP