Faux πŸŒˆπŸ„βœ¨

Faux πŸŒˆπŸ„βœ¨

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FARRRRRRRRRRT.

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If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before

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one of my elbows has slowly become drier than the other. which I assume is fatal

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When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?

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Replying to @pbump.com

when you think you’re at the top of the mountain but when you reach the crest you see another, littler mountain perched right on top, but higher nonetheless

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hour 4 of being sent back in time without realizing it: oh my god everyone's already posted these memes before im so boooorrredddd

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Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

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Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!