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Kamala showing the political instincts that had her turn an exciting and inspirational campaign into a consultant-ruined loss to the world’s worst rapist.

Covid is an undeniable flashpoint. My dad and his wife went to a large wedding in 2020, unmasked, a week before they were to visit our home (with two small children!) and lied to us about it When I said I didn’t want to talk to them again until I was calmer, HE cut ME out. Not the other way around

LOL THEY ABSOLUTELY DID GO TO BREAK PLAYING LIMP BIZKITS BREAK STUFF

As a canvasser who’s done the work for the last decade since moving back to NC, here’s the only honest answer I can give… I don’t think about leadership at all. I’m canvassing for a specific candidate to represent my district. I am not trying to game the whole election, I’m just doing what I can.

F the fascists

it’s all play. we’re all first graders in the sandbox playing pretend bc reality is too difficult to exist in rationally

Joni, you’re going to want to sit down. I have some bad news…

“Caint afford to do shit” is real-person speak for “insufficient capital”

I know I’m not the first to say this and it’s totally unoriginal, but every time I see Josh Allen, all I see is

I’ve been in Detroit for the week and therefore exposed to some of Rogers’ ads. There may be no man with less juice than this guy. Dry toast as a person.

"da bears" youtu.be/kBnnon_iZOM

Kickers, man …

Broncos running the “2023 Bryce Young Offense” I promise this will not work.

Pro-lifers miiiiighty silent right about now…

The #Panthers lost, sure. But at least we don’t have a QB who raped at least 24 people.

The “Deshawn Watson comeback” narrative Fox is running with is infuriating. He’s not a QB who was bad and injured and trying to make it back. He’s a guy accused of sexual assault by 24 women. Fuck that guy forever.

The best answer ever and it’s not even close: Event Horizon

Arch Manning did 9/11

Ice coffee to a job interview? Yall are getting interviews? And can afford coffee? IN THIS ECONOMY?!?

Really enjoying @minakimes.bsky.social “Winners and Woofs”, but a bit surprised Bryce Young’s performance wasn’t mentioned. Given the expectations going into the season, and now he’s 2nd in passing and tied for 1st in TDs, it’s looking like he’s winning a big check. youtu.be/WdOoNU9Kq-E?...

Using this example to convince my job to give me two years off.

To start the game, this is correct

I learned something today! This is so cool.

Seems like a difficult down and distance

AI is still plugged into the wall right? Like, if we trip over the cord it cuts out like a vacuum. Feels like something worth noting.

It’s really even worse than that. We’ve been telling society specific threats from climate change for decades and, rather than stare into that abyss, most people just shut down. We’re just not a serious species.

Ah yes, let me take my notes on masculinity from a guy who was so scared of Donald Trump that he ran away from the senate all the way to Florida.

Mamdani good at communications. What a scandal. 🙄

I believe it’s Dans Sullivan

My oldest son loves reading in no small part thanks to Dolly Parton and her learning library. Dolly will live forever.

I used to be anti-death penalty, right up until reading this

At some point, we have to acknowledge that he’ll never lose his base (including most LEOs) because they also want to be able to talk like this, and they want to subjugate these “young beautiful girls” the same way Trump has done his whole life. Can’t negotiate with pedos, just gotta beat’em

They got a typewriter up on that chair big homie?

I love how literally less than 3 minutes into the entire @blankcheck.bsky.social series on Martin Scorsese, @davidlsims.bsky.social says “I’m waiting for you to be done…” to Griffin. Seems like you might be waiting a while!

When I express my anger about one thing, it’s not because I don’t know about the other things, it’s because I can only talk about one thing at a time. If I could talk about EVERYTHING that outrages me at once, it would melt your face like the fucking Art of the Covenant .

Emily Wilson showing up this weekend to review Spider-Man: Brand New Day

“It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it!” - George Carlin

Republicans want you dead, either at war or at the hospital. As long as they can make money off of your corpse.

Yeah I got that dawg in me. The dog in question:

Of all the faces this guy could face, he faces thusly?

Brooooo this describes every conversation I have had with my MAGA father. I’d rather stick my head in a trash compactor than spend time explaining anything about public policy to him

I for one believe the American people should know whether a senior Senator has died or not.

Imagine being $400k in debt just to have an undergraduate degree from Satan’s butthole

Love this for him, but I’m always amazed by how easy successful PKs look.