Lenny 🧡

The second ever www.knoxpawpawfest.com happens in just 30 days! And it's freeeeeee! Come get pawpaw swag and geek out with us! #pawpaw #pawpaws #knoxville

That terrifying feeling that you're gonna have to make a bedtime call eventually. Scaffolding be damned

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Imagine if It Happens as it happens.

Night in with good entertainment and even better company

I'm planning a non sanctioned regional burn on the bank of the Cumberland river. It's exciting. DM me if you think you're cool enough, because it's invite only.

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My new job is like an ice cold glass of water on a hot day. The job I left was like drinking piss out of a boot. Life is ok now.

The kids yearn for the pool

Two months into my AI automation startup job and I fucking quiiiiiiit! Can't tell you how good it feels. My breaking point was seeing a goal set for me to prevent a client needing to hire their next human. Go jump

"Well tonight thank God it's them instead of you."

I regret to inform #knoxville that the season has begun.

If they fits they sits #chickens

Computers are fucking disgusting and won't exist under cosmism

The unsettling feeling that you're not entirely sure if your Bluesky account is obvious to current/future employers...

time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad

C'est la vodka

tinned fuckin fish bro

Keep it up!!

Enjoying #nokings in #knoxville

"We really need to improve efficiencies" says the client who books two meetings in the same day

The new ladies are growing so fast! Goin through a vulture phase rn #chickens

That's gonna be stiff in the morning

Too fucking cute

It turns out I just don't like working 🤣

NEW CHICKENS

Paving the way for our new family members, Edith as project manager.

Tyra Banks is a horrible person, holy shit. I wish there was a way to tell her directly that she really really sucks.

If your #cats played Monopoly, what would be their playing style?

I've decided my new motto is "nah I'm on Lenny's side"

Browsing What's Hot Classic on the public wifi at the airport. High risk!

mlbeantown@yahoo.com is not a real email :(

If you haven't seen this, this might be the best tool to search the Trump Epstein files yet. old.reddit.com/r/Epstein/co...

Me after watching the Superbowl half time show...

WARDROBE CAT. #cat

A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:

Looking for a spot to (ethically and thoughtfully) gather ramps this spring. I'm aiming for Asheville or nearby - do I have anyone in my circles willing to lead me to a spot? Happy to exchange it for a pawpaw walk in my secret location. 😁

High thought: if you can use glycerin to replace the moisture in leaves, could you use, say, hot sauce, to fully replace the moisture in celery sticks?

‘Please consider…’ Have you considered that I have considered it and simply chose not to?

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Microdosing mashed potatoes and stew today.

I GOT THE JOBBBBBB

Oh hey look I found your address online en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_D...

5calls.org reminder that you don't have to stick to a script, and it's a nice outlet for all your frustrations and anger.