hollywood’s gayest wizard

Jimmy Carr sorry for killing joke Will Smith sorry for smash mouth Louis CK sorry for the strokes Defective peroxide sorry for 4 non blondes Daylight savings sorry for taking back sunday Misogynists sorry for everything but the girl UK beef industry sorry for madness US government sorry for megadeth

Southern Vermont No.3. Peak foliage, but the clouds were even better. 6”x6” Oil on cradled wood panel

online today, magazine, imagery (1987) archive.org/details/onli...

Did You Know? Castlevania Cow…

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

there are, perhaps, reasons "spend four hours in a theater watching a documentary that will make you even more furious and depressed about a guy you already despise" was not a financial draw, even disregarding ycse stealing its thunder

scarefest being at the same time as a game is fun because I just saw a crowd of basically normal people all with blue t shirts and then one guy in evil knight armor with a broadsword

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

playing on my puter 🌐 * 📁 * 📎

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Krillion #99 🦐 385 🦑🐟🐟🦑🦑🦑🏮 neato

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i'm doing anti-harassment training videos for work and when this one part talked about gender being a spectrum they showed b-roll of different types of packaged sandwiches at a grocery store

a message from the future

ok i think i’m calling it a day on this murmuration. #art

my favorite bit of worldbuilding from “one night only” is that the No Premarital Sex law, which was passed three years ago in-universe, was passed so long ago no one can remember why anyone voted for it

shirou, scrolling through contrived situation bdsm images: I could save her. I could save her. I could save her. I could save her. hard cut to archer doing the same: couldn't save her. couldn't save her. saving her would doom someone else to her fate. couldn't save her.

The majestic maned woof

I've always been afraid that rattlesnakes were immortal, and this graph qualifies my fear with facts.

“wow it’s so crazy that your wife died of unexpected pregnancy complications and a bad reaction to medicine. do you want to sign this contract to murder people for me forever so your daughter never finds that out” “yeah that seems like a reasonable deal to make”

men love to say things like “then let the father die and let the monster rise” and then not actually behave any differently then they were acting before

My latest @newscientist.com cartoon

The invincible airplane

All the Eagles songs Don Henley wrote are like "there's imperceptible spirits controlling the future and I can no longer remember which are good and which are evil" And all the ones written by anyone else are "imagine there's a beautiful woman. Okay, good."

a personal favorite of mine…

Unlike weed, cereal has gotten weaker and less potent since I was a teenager.

Went to an antique expo today and found more evidence that cats love to smoke. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1903.

lol, lmao even