Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

@fluffymoff.bsky.social

I'm a cool girl πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ MINORS DNI (or Transphobes, dickheads, or anyone who kills bugs (I guess its ok if you kill roaches) 18+ πŸ”žπŸ”žπŸ”ž (I repost freaky sex stuff ahhh) Awesome artist wife: @pasteliris.bsky.social

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Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ reposted

if i was the last male in the imperial bloodline i would wait for my coronation & then immediately transition. i'd have everyone walking on eggshells around my gender situation. i'd be interrupting the generals' war briefings to ask if they think this new dress flatters my hips. "BE HONEST," i say

Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ reposted

didn't know tenga was cool like that

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In 2005, he invented the TENGA egg. It's sold over $77 million since. It's been so popular that the whole country refers to sex toys by his brand name. β€œWhat I aimed for from the start was to become like Coca-Cola. Coca-Cola is delicious and cool. Everyone around the world knows the logo."

Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ reposted

Fun fact: Fruit Iterators isn't as good as "Recursive Chocolate Bites," but nobody really understands how to eat that cereal.

Jane πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ reposted

Samus viciously choking/absorbing something while staring angrily through her cracked helmet is the hottest thing I've ever seen in my life