Steezy Greenberg⭕️

This bitch has never been in a fight in his life except for that one time at math camp where they were throwing erasers at each others and screaming some shit about polynomials.

I used to give my kids “Man of the century” awards when they ate their vegetables. They stopped falling for it then they hit 8.

Early voting in St. Pete FL was EXTREMELY robust on the 3rd day. Let’s do this folks!!!!

This is fantastic

Are we gonna get hurricane’d out of #phish Jax and Huntsville?

Watching people act like experts on why their team got knocked out of the wildcard or explaining the failures is pretty funny. So many experts out there.

3 game series are unamerican. #mlb

Thou shalt not schedule any MLB game starts later than 9pm in Gods Time Zone(EST). Nap and coffee incoming. #chicagocubs #gocubsgo

Normalize cancelling celebs who schill for predatory addiction dealers like Kalshi or Draft Kings.

Trump almost had me at “Drone ports and sniper perch”. If he woulda just added a Lifeguard chair to keep the Potomac swimmers safe, I’d be IN!!!!

Tom Brady didn’t get cancelled for being the face of a Crypto scam… None of the celebrities and athletes schilling for predatory gambling addiction dealers won’t either. We need a better world right now.

Same sentiment in my house when my wife gets around to vacuuming. Kidding…. Or am I?

Kind of disheartening that the Lauren Boebert accusations are all focusing on her sleeping with girls, instead of the fact that she apparently abused the power dynamic to abuse subordinates. Cmon people. DO BETTER!!!

College Gameday…. Oxford MS and Ole Miss is still a bastion of racists who proudly identify as Rebels and want to go back to a time when POC had no rights. ENJOY YOUR COFFEE.

He fucked it up so badly they had to explain it with crayons.

"Hey, hey, holy mackerel, no doubt about it, the Cubs are on their way! Hey hey!" ~ Ernie Banks sings the Chicago #Cubs fight song! #MLB

ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.

Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!

Just heard Fox blame high beef prices on the “protein maxing trend”. Just kill me now please.

I don’t know a single Ed Sheeran song. Ignorance is bliss.

If someone is trying to make it hard to vote, that person is not on the side of democracy. Super complicated, right?

Meta using 5 Years by Bowie as a hopeful song about the greatness of AI? They pry shoulda had someone read those lyrics first.

Cubs r done.

Cubs bullpen is a parade of clowns who think they can be slick instead of just throwing strikes. We might b done kids if we don’t figure this out.

I don’t care about Dem primaries. I’m just voting AGAINST anyone who blindly obeyed a clearly unstable and insane president. Super simple.

“Ya see? Most people don’t know that the word diarrhea has an H in it, so I just replace dia with Trump and……. I’m fucking hillareous.”

Fox tried to amp up the background music to drown out the Trump Booooos, but I heard em. Did u hear em?

I hope Trump enjoyed those woke rainbow fireworks with kids singing about peace and love at halftime.

Last minute hell ride to Phish Savannah show w the son. Woot!!! Gimme a Fee please.

Who’s ready to get fired for shit talking Lindsey Graham, using his own words just to get a monster settlement in a year? Me please!!!!

Taco Bell has removed several items from menus in certain places to prevent the spread of the diarrhea parasite. Taco Bell is doing more than our government. So that’s how well things are going.

Turkey got HOSED!!!

The loser can’t even cheat at soccer without losing

If communism means wanting every human to have health care as a basic right, call me a commie all day please.

The Iowa Cubs 18th annual Citizenship Ceremony is tonight. The team will welcome 29 new citizens from 16 countries. One of the best traditions in all of Minor League Baseball.

I don’t want my 88 yo mom to have to find her birth certificate from the 30s and her marriage certificate from the 50s just to vote at the same place she’s been voting for 60+ years.

“The art of the surrender.”

Normalize ALL reporters asking for follow-up clarification when people give incorrect data or outright lies in an interview ANYTIME it happens.

Psyched for the Trump $250 note!!!! Now I’ll have exact change when I go to the store to cook burgers and dogs for my family of 4. USA!!!!!

If miracles happen and voter will actually overcomes the gerrymandered and stolen Dem seats in the midterms, Trump will say “We changed the map, they must have cheated to win the maps we changed”.

If professional sports teams take a single dollar from taxpayers to build a stadium, all locals paying tax should NEVER have to pay a cent for a stupid app or Chanel to watch the games. MLB doesn’t care about local fan bases, but expects us to keep paying to be fans.

HOLY COW!!! @cubs WALKOFF!! HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best spots in the Sphere show was the graphic reproduction of CK5s robot light rig. At least from the house. Good stuff!!!

Dummy’s who think their employers are “paying” their healthcare. Hey buddy!!! That $1100 a month they pay could go straight into your check. More than offsets an extra 10-15% tax hike for socialized medicine

MLB parks don’t have a box office anymore. Just a little old lady telling u to get your tickets online. Really wild.

Where is congress right now?

Incredible baseball stat. Exactly half the teams that opened yesterday lost their first game. 161 more to go. China up folks.

Seeing pics of unmasked ICE agents in airports made me figure out that they aren’t hiding their identities, they are hiding THEIR STUPID FACIAL HAIR. OMG…. Like every one of em has a bad goatee or beard.

The poor people of Venezuela must be sooooohappy right now. Good game boys. Good game.