FloridaGuy 🏳️‍🌈

I'm just a little car in a big truck world 🥺👉👈

Nightmare fuel

Forget folding phones; they're all gimmicks. Just release touchscreen iMacs and MacBooks already. I personally don't care for Apple products, but that would be PEAK.

Calling AI disclaimers on Steam "forced political disclosures" is just about the best evidence I've seen that "anything I don't like is PoLiTiCaL"

Why are you doom scrolling when you could be dude scrolling

Outta my sight, scrub

Trying to stay positive and optimistic but man am I getting tired of life taking that as a challenge to throw more shit at me

☀️ Don't Stop ☀️

Okay, the *campaign* has released. Multiplayer isn't out yet. Idk, Advance Access still comes off to me as a weird marketing gimmick to make you feel like you're getting something exclusive when you're not.

*points at the sign*

dude stop staring at me like that

I'm new to #running, but I'm on a 6-week streak (running once a week) and I'm already seeing progress. I'm proud of myself. ^_^

Am I missing something? If you can purchase the game and play it immediately in its entirety, that means the game has RELEASED. The fuck is this "Advance Access" bullshit? Schrödinger's Game Launch?

"We vibe coded a new Epic Games Launcher" because "programming is hard", announce company we're somehow supposed to see as a serious Steam competitor https://bit.ly/4hMHbi5

Not to brag or anything, but Discover says my $2,000 credit card balance is currently "Outstanding" 😏

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

Least insecure conservative

IN THE KNOW IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥

Swipe left if you don't speak C++ 👏😤

Actual picture of me taking a kickass nap after getting home from work and fucking up my sleep schedule as a result

Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

I made the mistake of... *checks notes* ...submitting a USPS Change of Address request after I moved out and now I get spam texts about Trump and Jesus and $5,000 DOGE checks nearly every fucking day. Sometimes multiple times a day.

A lot of you furries stopped growing up after high school

It's that time of year again! :v 🤿 #art | #characters | #sketchbook

This is who runs this account

this tweet changed the way i think about a lot of things

It's a sad day when your favorite TV show stars a giant fuckin' moron. (Person of Interest; Jim Caviezel)

Everyone always posts about reaching out to their friends more, but how many actually follow through with it? Telling someone “we should make plans” and then not messaging them again for a month doesn’t count.

Just once, I'd like to see a sign on the Senate floor that says "CONSERVATISM IS A MENTAL DISEASE" so I can watch Republicans like Tuberville clutch their pearls and cry foul without any self-awareness.

Dentist visit? #furry #furryart

Dating is a game, and the only way to win is by choosing not to play. That doesn't mean I don't want a partner, but constantly searching for one all my adult life has only brought me worse grief and heartbreak than if I just stop trying and remain alone. I'm done being used. I'm done being hurt.

Nice one 😭

Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.

5 o'clock somewhere