Aaron

Victorians haven't existed for like 130 years now, I don't care what people in the past want to do.

Sometimes you need to melt steel beams for their iron content

So they're the ones responsible. We must retaliate!

985 days just to prove their dad correct

Fuck off Minnesota, that wasn't the question! New Jersey you get a pass, no one likes you, you don't like anyone.

I have the unusual experience of having been in cognitive decline from liver failure during this then getting a transplant, so experiencing the texts while mentally vulnerable then while mentally competent.

I'm sick, stupid immune system.

I get all my news from Alt National Park Service, and I VOTE!

This massage parlor smells like PISS!

you're telling me it's all upside?! great!

You only own what you steal

The most enlightened man:

Old? You have cancer!

Oh no, all my posts have been removed!

Lee's been washed for some time but losing the moral argument to Anna? Good god man

Incredible use of the format

The headline sounds sarcastic, but for a goalie, this is actually quite normal.

Why are you having to work in a digital factory if the AI controlled robots are doing the work?

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We never buried the Confederacy, Reconstruction was ended far too early, we encouraged fascism to fight the Cold War starting with Truman, we won the Cold War but were the bad guys and lost a chance at peace when we expanded NATO to include Poland and the Baltics

Before the early 80s, a large portion of jobs included an annual cost of living raise and prior to 1983, inflation included the cost of rent and healthcare

Their applications are being auto rejected by the water wheel powered AI megaproject we unfortunately decided to build

You heard the horse, time to carpet bomb the area to get him!

a personal favorite of mine…

This is a found footage erotic horror movie

Minimalist Dick and Balls Trucking

Went camping the last couple of days and it was great, just above freezing at night, perfect fall camping but some other people at the campground brought dogs that barked like crazy then this dog just came strolling into my campsite and checked if he could steal food. At least he was quiet.

The BBC wrote an article today saying that the claims have no evidence, and like any good MAGA patriot, I know that the mainstream media is a lie, therefore that makes me a bot and I am now offline. QED. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Oh hey, they changed it to be less car-brained by making it say that the the motorcyclist was killed. Still the car acting on its own though.

Have you noticed that ever since the strikes on Russian data centers, no one is criticizing David Lynch's Dune (1984) or claiming that it has flaws or added elements that aren't sick as hell and better for the story like the cat milk?

what? no. this is basically religious talk, same as "god isn't real" having to be proven instead of "god is real" needing the burden of proof. conscious computers should be possible one day, i don't think we have the evidence to say we're there now. the burden of proof is on whoever say we're there

Like I would at least strongly consider that to be a possibility! Trump has ordered people to be killed before. He had motive to kill his former criminal associate Jeffrey Epstein. He had the means, as the guy at the head of the federal government which had direct jurisdiction over Epstein's jail.

I don't have any proof that Trump ordered Jeffrey Epstein to be strangled to death in his cell but idk there sure is a lot of fucking fishy shit in the official story! Cameras turned off, missing minutes of footage, a strange shape seen on one of the cameras that was on, guards asleep etc

Among the elite media, there is a consensus that Trump is committing illegal extrajudicial murders of random Latin American guys in boats all the time, but if you say he might have also committed an extrajudicial murder of Jeffrey Epstein, the idea is treated like saying he rode a unicorn.

I found out this morning that Eugene Levy has a son that is an actor with slightly less prominent eyebrows. Gonna need to see Eugene Levy's father and paternal grandfather to see their eyebrows