Steve’s Scary Gate Padlock

With Mass Effect having now DIED I guess it’s actually okay to actually just headcanon the indoctrination theory huh.

Game you love! BUT SLOPPILY PORTED TO PC! - Y’all really be just cranking that shit pipe as hard as you can huh. Wallow in mediocrity then.

Oh shit I’m back on the mic and I have ~~nice things to say~~ about #ResidentEvil.

The virgin big Resident Evil channels currently pushing cuck coded AI slop and browser bullshit that will probably give you Malware if you install it. The chad First Aid Spray just having a nice time reviewing a manga adaptation of a CGI film.

400 jobs. Just glassed. A established worthy development house. Historic IP. Just gone. If I head about CEO’s and record profits for this shit. Like you dickheads really couldn’t just not have your yearly yacht fuck you money injection you had to kill off a fulcrum of the western rpg.

No I’m not doing well about the BioWare news. You have no idea how much I was looking forward to a new Mass Effect.

If you’ll forgive a one off moment of weakness..

I'm sure some of these be trash but at least a few are treasures

Always wild seeing the grifters trot out Laura Fryer as a big industry “insider” who last shipped a game 13 years ago, a Batman multiplayer tie in at that.

I need Ray Chase to give that one Belmont Speech.

The good day at work competing with Customers be like

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Possibly the greatest Dr. Hibbert moment of all time

play Belmonts Curse for the love of god its a certified classic

Biddy Blas bringing that kinda Scrib doon that folk like

Still so impressed with that Biohazard short. You can tell a lot of heart went into making it. Sure some acting is a little off and some line delivery could be better- but dang if it didn’t pass the vibe check.

In my restless dreams...

Look I love Resident Evil, added extra coop sounds great- Not a chance in hell am I putting ai coded horseshit in my system. All manner of dodgy sleeper shit could come along and I don’t endorse slop.

While the honeymoon period for Resident Evil Requiem is over- I’ll always have time for Grace and Victor Gideon. Ones a very human endearing anxiety ridden desk nerd… the other is a walking cartoon in the best possible way.

Lordran calls. Might be due a revisit

Gonna start calling people that see absolutely nothing wrong with using AI for everything "Sloptimists"

Been excited to draw Resident Evils baby boy Bryan since I saw the film! He isn't a gun guy.....

Why must it cost like almost £250 to get all the Combaticons 😭 being an adult means I can’t justify such expense. Even for my beloved Bruticus.

Rocket Lawn Chair!

ME GRIMLOCK THINK YOUR AI COVERART, PACKAGING, FASTFOOD MENU, YOUTUBE VIDEO, THUMBNAIL AND SO MUCH MORE LOOK LIFELESS AND BORING ON TOP OF BEING OVER DESIGNED CRINGE. STOP TELLING ME ITS THE FUTURE, I AM DINOSAUR BUT SMARTER THAN YOU

@loveselfhate.bsky.social have you played the CV demo yet!

youtu.be/KPSasb2iVWE?... Happy Gears Eday Pre-Launch everyone

Happy Gears of War: E-Day early access day! My SPOILER-FREE campaign impressions video will go live at 6am PDT / 2pm UK time. See you out there! 👊

Imma be real. If I had to endure 6 Andersonverse RE movies and I only get 1 Cregger one- the fandom can eat the entire table of dicks.

The Horror Game Awards is honoured to welcome back @fbsteve.bsky.social to the 2026 Main Jury! #HorrorGameAwards

Happy September 28th to this gorgeous, magnificent game! ❤️‍🔥 #JillValentine #Nemesis #ResidentEvil3 #ResidentEvilㅤ #capcom

September 28th.. familar date for some reason

Locking replies to tweets about game tastes makes me think your a disingenuous sanctimonious prick tbh.

Still prefer Silent Hill 3 the most btw. Idk maybe it’s being her age when it came out, despite being a guy I really empathised with her, resonated with her attitude and recognised that grief. They ever do a “main series big numbered title” again id love her to be the lead or at least check in.

imagine bryan doing the re3 water puzzle or re0 food chain puzzle 😭

Just realized that this past week was the 20th anniversary of the Willamette outbreak from Dead Rising, not to mention the 20th anniversary of Dead Rising *the game* back in August. Damn, I should do some art soon when I get the chance. The original is one of my favorite games of all time 💖

youtu.be/jGlSJ7gM6ec?... Been an exhausting day, pepping my self up with a song I used to have on to psyche myself up.

the RE movie protag is a certified goofball

Like the movie, hate the movie- don’t go calling others Larpers for having an opinion that’s different. Tired of fandom discourse in general (why I don’t talk RE much outside the podcast) but it really is pervasive whining and one-up attempts just so boring.

Holy fucking shit. To put this in perspective this is the highest grossing RE film by almost *double*, the second best box office for any RE movie was Afterlife at $60 million and that was for its *entire theatrical run*.

🚨 NEW PODCAST The discourse is strong in this one as we tackle Zack Cregger’s take on Resident Evil. Is it worth the hype? What’s the balance of comedy and horror? And the most important debate of all: can this be called a Resident Evil movie? Available now everywhere!

Still love that Peter Cullen, while battling Cancer didn’t even flinch giving one of the best Optimuses he’s ever done for Awakening.

With respect, the film hasn’t been out a fucking week. I didn’t need the ending spoiling as I can’t likely see it til next Tuesday. Find a dm, find a discord just gimme a fucking break.