public enemy numberwang

Olivia singing Chappell’s part in the background made me think of this post lmao

I pick up something new every time I watch Aliens (1986). This time it’s that in the inquest scene one of the bigwigs is fully asleep.

Bought kitten food and came away with a bunch of promo stuff from a company called BlackHawk, which sounds less like pet food and more like a murky private security firm for ex-special forces guys with torn rotator cuffs and dishonourable discharges because of some bullshit.

I mean thank goodness for @greens.org.nz Arts & culture is 10x larger fiscally to the economy & employee 2300x more people... #NZPol

me on slack

The Haunting Of Hill House, M.D.

Changes (In The House Of Flies)

Hitting that sad spiderman walk. He must have the autumn blues.

"I figured it was about time for me, a white cisgender heterosexual man over seventy with cabbage scraps in his mustache, to weigh in on this matter." buff.ly/XMC7mPK

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

sorry if the punishment of a ruined life for the crime of ruining someone’s life seems disproportionate

interesting that the curia poll is still asking questions about “The Māori Party” and not “Te Pāti Māori” — is this purely a tirade-avoidance tactic or do they genuinely not know the names of the parties they’re conducting research about?

I’m so sure the daylight saving transition never used to fuck me up as much as it has the last couple of years.

feeding Kira and she tried to bite my leg so I shook her off and she did a backflip into her water fountain and I swear what came out of my mouth was “fuck around and find out, my dove”

is it cum, it’s cum isn’t it

this is some old lady who swallowed a fly ass bullshit

If you insist on calling Smash Mouth’s “All Star” the song from Shrek or the song from Mystery Men instead of the song from Smash Mouth’s 1999 album “Astro Lounge”, I don’t want to hear your opinions on congressional redistricting.

there’s a scene in Avengers: Endgame where Hawkeye pensively caresses a piece of heavy farm equipment and I gotta say, it hits different now

I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person.

Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.

genuinely baffled about what makes people like this

I’ve decided to start a band called “Karaoke Night”

I see they’ve got Kenneth Branagh doing a Russian accent again for some reason. Kenneth Branagh is for Shakespeare and directing Sleuth (2007) and that is it. Stay in your very specific lanes, Kenneth Branagh.

Alison Brie

not doing as fine as I thought. going back into my cage for a bit.

Can confirm ;-;

SOME

Also it got a lovely review that said nice things, including: "Solo improv is one of the hardest performance forms there is.... Matt Powell is one of the nation’s finest at this rare and intimidating art." Pretty nice! Pretty accurate!

Hey Pōneke - do you like shows and/or improv and/or weird animal facts? You should go to @fauxpar.se's show The Natural History Boy. It's on tonight, tomorrow and Saturday at BATS Theatre, 8pm. bats.co.nz/whats-on/the...

if you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says fifteen miles to the

Obviously I haven’t seen every beer yet but I think it’s weird that no Wellington craft brewery has made a double ipa and called it Dual IPA.

tummy time

"christ on a cracker" is such a weird expression, christ IS the cracker

sci-fi director: in my movie I dressed the bad guys in space fascist chic as a cautionary tale the Trump admin: at last we have invented space fascist chic from the classic sci-fi movie Don’t Do Space Fascism