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Where have you gone, Luigi Mangione? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you Woo, woo, woo

Add "between my legs" to a movie title: No Country for Old Men Between My Legs

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This is particularly horrendous considering what "gooning" means now.

I'm still reeling about our latest edition of "nefarious spoiled white guy manages to tarnish even his greatest accomplishments because he is OBSESSED with having immediate access to fame, A list actors & the industry elite," 'cause wtf really? Lance Oppenheim?? That soft spoken man babycore nerd?

I'm so sorry. I'm going to hell.

"First, let's see you shrink Ant-bitch"

I respect Wemby for waging war against gambling and making sure everyone loses their parlay with this performance.

Lightweight

Musk would do this through those f*cking Trump Accounts they opened in every child's name without parental consent. I HATE these SO much. Parents cannot close the accounts. Parents cannot reject donations to the accounts. And we must hold on to donations for at least 5 years. I'm a state lawmaker.

The all-caps makes we want to think Huang just yelled this out word-for-word, unprompted.

Oh my, defence to offence

So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.

Isn't this is the plot of The Parent Trap?

It's called farming, maybe you've herd of it?

OMG, they killed Jon Hamm the bastards!

"The Pope? How many local models does he run?"

There's a movie called "A Serbian Film" about an aging porn star who is unwittingly drafted into making a pedophilia and necrophilia themed snuff film, but sure, "Avengers Doomsday" is one of the darkest films ever made.

I suggest starting a petition to rename JD Vance "Replacement-Value White Man".

Me: "Spoon's haunted" Wife: "What?" Me: (loading a pistol and going back into the kitchen) "Spoon's haunted"

My top 10 that didn't make the list. These are all better than many in the top 50.

Naming deadly hurricanes "Nolo" and "Polo" sounds like people are about to be murdered by a pair of animated Disney hedgehogs.

@eggerdc.bsky.social reacts after Trump visibly flinched during a military flyover welcoming Xi Jinping to Washington while the Chinese leader barely reacted. "Xi was barely off that plane before we all got a good look at who the actual alpha is in that particular relationship."

The last thing you see before you wake up without your kidney.

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That we get Relatable Villain Balrog but not Wheel of Time Season 4 is the worst thing Jeff Bezos has done since returning Katy Perry from space.

Brendan Fraser did not spend 3 months in a giant fat suit for this.

This is the funniest list of all time.

For those of you keeping track, we are at the "radioactive fire tornado" stage of the pre-apocalypse.

If the message from some of you here is "it's okay to drink ammonia because it isn't bleach," be ready for the possibility that - given that choice - people will choose bleach. My dude - there are plenty of other choices you can make!

The finally got him. The fucking Tooth Fairy is next.

When someone cuts the nose off of the camembert.

If you talk about Michelle Obama today, please make it about this video

Barry Blitt

“We’re not here for trouble… we’re just here to see our family members.” Outside Delaney Hall ICE prison in Newark on Day 4 of the hunger strike, a 10-year-old whose father is detained inside confronts masked guards, asking why they won’t show their faces. WATCH @jordanchariton.bsky.social LIVE ⬇️

I wish I could quote this a thousand times.

Creme Brulee

When you're in the photo booth and the camera goes off before you can quiet your inner demons.

Posting both an iconic blonde AND a movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

Store it in the Mar-a-Lago kitchen, please.

"Tanguy Destable" sounds like a JK Rowling villain who comes from Hawaii and wants to subvert the world of magic.

He looks like he has a particular set of skills.

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in