Joe Longtin

When did healthcare become a human right? www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8njb4fu/

The natural result of hiring LEOs who have six months of academy training on weapons tactics, then feeding them a steady diet messages of being constantly threatened by the public they are intended to serve.

Tax the Rich! #Pinks ⭐️

He’s cheap and always available for live segments. They don’t care if he’s relevant or well informed.

El-Sayed reminds me of a similarly skilled midwestern orator from Chicago. Who went on to serve two terms as president.

The parenting advice here is a stark contrast, no, a diametrically opposed one, from how the majority of media (even text messages and mass email during campaign years) attempts to condition us: React. Stay indignant. Don’t look beyond the surface. Assign blame. Avoid challenges, esp. to beliefs.

Thank you for attending Nick’s TED talk. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8voRcsN/

If anyone could school God on how he's been slacking lately it would be her. God needs a write-up for taking this one too soon. theonion.com/dolly-parton...

I’m wrecked. A hero. A human being. Thank you, ma’am, for your example. May your soul find its reward and we will all find joy in our memory of you.

"A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace." ysph.yale.edu/news-article...

41 years ago, Carl Sagan gave a clear and elegant explanation of the science behind global warming.

NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.

I have stepped away from the commode with a higher approval rating of my work.

Hey. Please check out Chef Moe on TikTok. This guy is doing good work for humanity. He makes simple recipes. That’s it. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8tpusg8/

A sack of excrement in a human suit.

@xanderberkeley.bsky.social Your musings and art brighten many a day. I hope you’re doing something very fun and all-engrossing.

Shocking.

From what little I understand about rowing, this is an enormous feat.

Some cute person broke his heart. He’s been angry macho ever since.

He never deleted it.

You can’t buy class. Not with all the money in the world.

www.reddit.com/r/Attraction... The principle of forgiveness.

How Oil Companies Pay Zero Income Tax youtu.be/i2fnQ_jff-Y?...

genuinely crazy to watch these people freak out over what is essentially 21st century new dealism

Please. If you never read anything else I say, watch Matt, Mr. Global, a respected oil and gas exec who knows the fossil fuel industry better than any other pundit or guest speaker appearing on major news channels. Trickle down corporatism. This bullshit fallacy is the root of our economic woes.

This is why the USA has little old/nice stuff. It needs proper care & refurbishment not profit/political care and refurbishment. It was a beautiful landmark, it could be again, as at least he has not knocked anything down here. Many are not laughing, but feel pity or fear for many USA citizens.

This is a felony known as extortion. On a wide scale, racketeering. We shall see if it’s just an idea or whether they think they can enact it. No judge who ever studied the Constitution should let this stand. When the pendulum finally swings back on the criminals it’s going right up their asses.

Would you like an orange gelato or granite? Most of the other shops have closed in Taormina.

"All for ourselves, ​and nothing for other people, seems, in every age of ​the world, ⁠to have been the vile maxim of the masters of mankind." Adam Smith

It’s like we have a shittier, more criminal version of Biff Tannen from Back to the Future 2 carving up our country to sell and keep all the proceeds himself.

Stephen Miller is what you get if you squeeze Trump’s diaper.

An employee working 40 hours a week should be able to cover rent, groceries, and healthcare with their salary alone.

I once goosed David Schwimmer. Accidentally.

To paraphrase the adage. A company has 99 employees and hires a bigot (who displays “Confederate” flags and Nazi swastikas on his person or vehicle while working). No one corrects his behavior or suspends him. Now the company employs 100 bigots. Allocate your dollars accordingly.

Next episode: Between Two Ferns

I seem to recall the federal government looking like they have their collective heads up their collective asses when prosecuting peaceful protesters in Chicago at some point in the past. Am I smoking dope?

I wonder which was funnier. When gigaChad couldn’t drive any further to show off his restaurant sink on wheels to chicks, or when Suzy and Mark tied their minivan to his tiny truck nutz to free it.

One of these things contains trash and is best kept out of sight. The other is a Dumpster.

Disgusting use of public resources.

These are not the people who represent what is best about our society.

The deep dive on the cocaine salmon paper you didn't know you needed, with the one and only @tomlumperson.bsky.social

And I just had the sofa reupholstered.

Plausible: Krasnov’s posts are on a custom delay set up on his own platform. Each one spawns a message to his FSB handlers. (He’s probably unaware.) Putin’s proxy traders take care of the rest. YSK “Krasnov” essentially means “handsome.” Classic Russian wit, to stroke his ego while using him.

My preferred fried rice ingredients. Day old rice Beaten egg Fresh minced garlic (powder ok) Salt Veg oil Green onions (but any kind of onion is ok with me) Soy sauce Sesame oil Galangal Leftover chicken, sausage, shrimp, or ground turkey Leftover veg Tajin (fight me) Your turn

Puking up a little. Nope. I just can’t eat in houses where cats are allowed everywhere.

Wow. JD Vance admonishing the pope on theology. I did Nazi that coming.

What was oft thought but ne’er so well expressed