King of Trains.

I’m so tired.

Have you ever done a job interview so bad you felt like you wanted the day to be over now

Seeing the Timberwolves 32 points ahead of the raptors in the 4th quarter. Not a single starter on court. I am witnessing a monster on a rampage.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Brazil having their version of Trump deported and their old man win reelection makes me jealous. Oh yeah you get to live in the good timeline.

Voters are receiving so many political texts, calls and mailers that some are reconsidering ever donating to a campaign again “I must get at least 10-20 texts A DAY from literally every single candidate in the country," a Colorado voter said. "It makes me never want to make a contribution again"

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Yamamoto might get to 75 before the 4th inning

Contreras saw that ball go low like the menomonee and swam it

Shohei Ohtani walked up to bat and got 3 strikes in a row I saw him sucking in his lips like he stubbed his toe

Vikings either up by halftime and start to choke or down by halftime and waking up

Sköl vikings but this is going to be way closer than the game should have been

AGAIN ARE YOU SERIOUS

A touchdown. It’s a miracle

My Vikings Defense is CATATONIC

How the fuck do you pick a 1 yard rush how???

Fuuuuuuuuuck

Are you fucking kidding me L'Orange???

Updated the bio again! Congrats to me for making it to 24 years old!

TJ Hockenson gotta be one of my favorite football dudes

Awesome Kyler wait for a guy to touch your booty then throw the hail Mary to Addison that works 20% of the time

Offense, breathing. 20 yard penalty. Still first down.

Baby Painted Purple For Vikings Game

One field goal over a quarter who is steering this ship?

Dude it’s the AFC south you can’t let the dolphins do that

It’s an NFC south team, don’t scare me like that.

I was very delusional the day Kirk got murked. I believed he would somehow survive at the edge of oblivion and become a living martyr the way Trump at Butler was. Turns out the only thing that can’t efficiently kill fascists is time.

Upcoming weekly holidays 9/9 Cirno day 9/10 Kirk day 9/11 Tower day 9/12 dead queen day 9/13 IDK

We love you puddles

Don King, at 95, leaves a message for Dolly Parton:

Midterm update: Democrats are terminally online and it’s not helping their chances at throwing republicans out of office.

Oh that is a collapse going from 3 scores ahead to 1 score behind I thought we were past this

BACK TO BACK BELL AND CULLPEPPER OOOOH LOVE THIS GAME RIGHT NOW

Prielipp they are reading your attacks they are telegraphing you that is the THIRD ground hit in a row

Twins Twins vs vs Phillies Braves

There are WWI games AAA and indie shooters aren’t even conceiving of

I really appreciate every Democrat fighting to make every selfish snake oil republican unemployed but I have already gotten 3 texts for Angie Nixon in the span of about 3 hours I think dems still can’t let go of Florida.

Twins won the series against the Braves!!! Yes!

Bases loaded grand slam bottom of the first you LOVE to see it.

Connor Prielipp is not having a good day.

I keep forgetting that Europe has volcanoes and it’s not in a northern place like Scandinavia the active ones are down in ITALY

Five night Freddy

Every time I’m not watching the game the Minnesota Twins do something fucking magical and it’s all to bully the pathetic Kansas City Royals.

Hype last moment triple walk off to win the game when it’s against a team 17 wins under .500 that’s my Minnesota Twins.

retail workers dont say thank you anymore they just hit you with this